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Old 12-20-2013, 01:39 PM   #1
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Newspaper Northeast USA Meetup in January 2014



The leprechauns have prophesied to me that a gathering of RA ravers will be starting off the new year right, in a Northeast city in the USA, on January 11th, 2014.

Get your Ouija boards polished, your atheist robes ironed, and your baby BBQ sauce ready to go, because a coven of Raving Atheists will embark on an invasion of a city in the Northeast, USA, (To remain unnamed for the time, except to fellow RA persons, for security purposes.) to engage in unimaginable depravities such as drinking beer and eating too much. It will be wicked!

Thus far our attendees are:

Lostsheep
Clambake
Smelly
Kate
GS


And five other unnamed atheist persons of the utmost villainy.

I am as of yet uncertain about the status of Irreligious.

All RA cats are welcome to join us in the festivities.



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Old 12-20-2013, 01:57 PM   #2
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Man, that's too far away without enough notice for me. The fuckers at work decided to fuck up PTO and now I have to adjust.

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Old 12-20-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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Man, that's too far away without enough notice for me. The fuckers at work decided to fuck up PTO and now I have to adjust.
Just in case you get a couple of days to play, we have a couple of people who should be driving through your neighborhood on the way up. I'm sure they would be happy to give you a lift.

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Old 12-20-2013, 05:34 PM   #4
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I shall be bringing a few friends:



.... unfortunately only 40% - couldn't quite reach the retard level of 50!

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Old 12-20-2013, 06:43 PM   #5
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I shall be bringing a few friends:



.... unfortunately only 40% - couldn't quite reach the retard level of 50!
Oh, think I might enjoy a little dram of the buie!

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Old 12-21-2013, 12:17 PM   #6
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I am as of yet uncertain about the status of Irreligious.
Does his arm need some twisting?

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Old 12-21-2013, 12:45 PM   #7
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fuck- I tried- as Smelly knows- to get there but money, leave time and health won't let me

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Old 12-21-2013, 01:49 PM   #8
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Does his arm need some twisting?
I think a bit of stroking might please him.

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Old 12-21-2013, 01:50 PM   #9
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fuck- I tried- as Smelly knows- to get there but money, leave time and health won't let me
You will be with us in thought!

By the way, I'll be paying Whisper a visit probably in February.

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Old 12-22-2013, 04:49 AM   #10
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Can't do this time old bean, no buses running there. If you are in the UK it would be great to have a meet up and a bum slap!

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Old 12-22-2013, 09:07 AM   #11
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In fact, I keep meaning to get over to the UK one of these next years. There are a bunch of you blimey limey types that I'd like to meet.

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Old 01-12-2014, 06:35 PM   #12
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And a very irreverent gathering of the six godless gobby shitstains it turned out to be!
Ghoulslime tried so desperately hard to fondle my succulent ass, but thank the Leprechauns we'd drunk too much beer and it was all a dream.
Lost Sheep tried hard to kid us all that she isn't terrified at the thought of handling an adult slug, while Clambake and a non-forum invader exchanged expletive laden de-conversion yarns at volume, at length over much beer.
Irreligious arrived just in time to sample an inter-course drambuie - and proceded to order a full measure for his main meal.
Keeping us all under control was a gorgeously clad, whip laden Kate - who I'd hoped was the stripagram - or am I confused with my Slimer grope?
..... ho hum, when's the next one chaps 'n chappesses?

Stop the Holy See men!

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Old 01-12-2014, 09:18 PM   #13
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Sounds like a lark, would have loved to have been there.

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Old 01-13-2014, 04:49 AM   #14
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Happy to look at something closer to home if anyone fancies it. (Home being the UK). I'll happily dress in tight leather and carry a whip..............help you to see ma package.....

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Old 01-13-2014, 04:33 PM   #15
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And a very irreverent gathering of the six godless gobby shitstains it turned out to be!
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