03-29-2016, 08:46 AM
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Did Jesus exist?
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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03-29-2016, 09:47 AM
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Quote:
ScottD wrote
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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Hi Scott,
First read this thread; ( The Incredible Edible Jesus), then call back.
thank goodness he's on our side
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03-30-2016, 12:35 AM
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No. Next!
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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03-30-2016, 05:26 AM
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Jesus is alive and well. Here he is picking tomatoes in Mexico -
https://www.facebook.com/unitedfarmw...3133132231547/
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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03-30-2016, 07:28 AM
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Speaking as a non-christian, I don't care one flying fuck - but probably not.
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-30-2016, 08:02 PM
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Quote:
ScottD wrote
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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On what do you base this? Actual history books?
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03-31-2016, 05:09 PM
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AtomJack wrote
On what do you base this? Actual history books?
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But of course ....
Stop the Holy See men!
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04-01-2016, 01:35 AM
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Is that a contemporary text?
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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04-01-2016, 04:36 AM
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Well, it's certainly a con, and I hope only temporary!
Stop the Holy See men!
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04-01-2016, 09:10 AM
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Haha. I think it might be the final exam before becoming a pastor or priest.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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04-01-2016, 10:48 AM
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Quote:
ScottD wrote
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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04-02-2016, 04:55 AM
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Quote:
ScottD wrote
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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Quote:
Christians generally believe that Jesus was God, after he magically impregnated a virgin, and then emerged from her vagina nine months later, disappeared for 30 years, then turned up as the messiah. The evidence for this? A book which says so. What? Nothing more? No, that’s it, just a book. Are you fucking kidding me? Only a book? Nope, not kidding. They’re that fucking retarded.
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https://scaryreasoner.wordpress.com/...out-exception/
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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04-03-2016, 02:58 AM
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#13
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Quote:
ScottD wrote
Speaking as a Theist, I say Jesus existed.
What say you?
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Did the young Jesus masturbate, or was he a good Catholic?
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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04-03-2016, 06:20 PM
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If you believe, he doesn't even get masticated. If you don't believe, he's hard to swallow.
So, ScottD, are you a Master Troll?
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04-06-2016, 09:49 AM
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Oral Sex in Christ
In summary, we can say that the Scripture supports and even encourages the act of oral sex between loving heterosexual partners. Moreover, the Bible specifically encourages fellatio to completion (orgasm) with the female partner consuming or swallowing the ejaculate. This prevents spilling seed, which is an affront to the Lord, and also provides spiritual benefit to the receiving partner. Oral sex has the added benefits of preventing unwanted pregnancies and helping couples satisfy their sexual urges while preserving their chastity until marriage. For these reasons, all Christian men and women should feel confident and comfortable including oral sex as part of their sexual life in accordance with God’s will.
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http://www.sexinchrist.com/oralsex.html
Use foolproof airtight logic on a mind that's closed and you're dead. - William J. Reilly, Opening Closed Minds
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