God is real

[Philboid Studge]

John A. Davison wrote

Philboid Studge whoever that is and I am sure we will never know.

It's my name, Jackie. what more do you need to know?

I am delighted to spread my science anywhere and everywhere I am permitted to hold forth.

That narrows your options but go nuts. We welcome fruitcakes of all flavours.

That is apparently my "prescribed" fate, my Providence if you prefer. Some one has to take on you congenital, atheist, Darwinian intellectual disasters. It is a dirty job, the sort of task I love best.

It doesn't get any better than this.

My goodness that last bit is a sad testament to life in Vermont. And what was that thing about my genitals?

[Kate]

Philboid Studge wrote

sigh

[ghoulslime]

[ghoulslime]

Philboid Studge wrote

My goodness that last bit is a sad testament to life in Vermont. And what was that thing about my genitals?

I'm pretty sure he wants to take on your genitals. He said he likes the dirty jobs.

[ghoulslime]

Kate wrote

I know who he is. He bakes a fine ciabatta bread. He made me breakfast. I love him.

I love Phil too, but in a non-anally-penetrating way. I think John is looking for a more physical relationship.

[Kate]

I saw him first!

[ghoulslime]

Kate wrote

I saw him first!

Ok! Ok! Hold your fire! This requires the wisdom of Solomon! Tear Phil in half and let us each have an equal share.

[Mog]

John A. Davison wrote

Philboid Studge whoever that is and I am sure we will never know.

I am delighted to spread my science anywhere and everywhere I am permitted to hold forth. That is apparently my "prescribed" fate, my Providence if you prefer. Some one has to take on you congenital, atheist, Darwinian intellectual disasters. It is a dirty job, the sort of task I love best.

It doesn't get any better than this.

This sounds like another shrill poster, though he remained a little more anonymous. Anyway, don't worry. I'm nowhere near Vermont, so I'll stay off your lawn!

Anyway, if you really think you are taking us on by calling us Darwinian intellectual disasters, I guess you are more void of substance than most of the theists that come in here.

The question is how will you tear him in half, length-wise or width-wise?

[ghoulslime]

Mog wrote

This sounds like another shrill poster, though he remained a little more anonymous. Anyway, don't worry. I'm nowhere near Vermont, so I'll stay off your lawn!

Anyway, if you really think you are taking us on by calling us Darwinian intellectual disasters, I guess you are more void of substance than most of the theists that come in here.

John just needs somebody to hate. The lawns in Vermont are utterly bereft of people to yell at in the winter.

[ghoulslime]

Liberated1 wrote

The question is how will you tear him in half, length-wise or width-wise?

Of course length wise! What good does a lower torso do me if Kate gets all of the brain and those lovely jewel-like eyes to gaze into while she eats breakfast?

[Kate]

I meant johnny john needs to keep his dry, calloused mitts off Philby. I can share with you.

Edit: "can" not "will"

[Kate]

What a herd of masochists I have never see before. A real scientist confronts you with reality and this is all you can come up with?

I keep saying it doesn't get any better than this but it does - it does!

Please don't stop and whatever you do be sure to keep your identity a secret. Your collective cowardice is what makes this exercise so very rewarding for me and for any other rational observer of this miserable excuse for a forum. If you think I am going to quietly go away you are sadly mistaken. I will call attention to this intellectual cesspool wherever I am allowed to speak. The longer I last here the better I like it and the more others will appreciate what I am accomplishing here. Trust me or better yet don't!

I love it so!

Brattleboro Retreat is making a personal call to your residence. Enjoy the "ILuvMe" jacket you get.