Veridican Theory of Hell

[Eternal]

Egor wrote

[font=Calibri]What about all the times I swear and yell at God? Funny he hasn’t left me yet. You don’t understand how it is with God and a true believer. It’s like having King Henry VIII as your father (if you’re Edward VI). He may be a complete tyrant of the entire kingdom, you may well fear his awesome power, but he’s still your Father and you’re still His son, and He loves you and you love Him. It’s the ultimate, my dad is bigger than your dad thing.

That says it all. This whole paragraph tells me all I need to know about you.

Now fuck off, you have a blog that nobody is interested in to update, then you have a book that no one is going to buy to finish.

[Eternal]

Kinich Ahau wrote

oh shit! This is all I do.....................goodbye cruel world I'm off to see the Leprechauns.

Don't worry, you are not alone.

With ghouslime being a prophet, seer, revelator and a masturbator i'm not surprised he needs to multitask.

[Stargazer]

Egor wrote

Think about God for a minute, even if you don’t believe such a being exists, but for the sake of argument assume He does.

No, I will not give your imaginary friend the benefit of the doubt.

Egor wrote

If that’s the case, then good is good if God does it. It’s not a nice truth, but it’s truth nonetheless, assuming God exists. If it were any other way, then God wouldn’t be God and that’s of course, absurd.

Not really. For the sake of argument, assume God does not exist. Then all of this blather becomes unnecessary.

Egor wrote

What about all the times I swear and yell at God? Funny he hasn’t left me yet. You don’t understand how it is with God and a true believer. It’s like having King Henry VIII as your father (if you’re Edward VI). He may be a complete tyrant of the entire kingdom, you may well fear his awesome power, but he’s still your Father and you’re still His son, and He loves you and you love Him. It’s the ultimate, my dad is bigger than your dad thing.

You are abdicating taking responsibility for your own life by positing an imaginary Big Brother.

Egor wrote

What in the world makes you think I hate God? Did you hate your earthly father? My dog fears me and loves me at the same time. That’s how it is with God and me, though granted there is a larger difference between He and I and my dog and I.

I feel sorry for your dog. My dog loves me and does not fear me.

[Eva]

Egor wrote

It's like Eva in here, allowing my avatar and sig to be changed by smelly. I can appeal to the rules, but she (or whatever LGTB it might be) wrote the rules. If I appeal to her rules, she has every right to change them on the spot. She can write a rule that I'm not allowed in this forum, and there's no higher authority for me to appeal to (in this limited context of a thought experiment).

boo-hoo-hoo.

if i'm so mean, why don't you ask your version of god to put me in my place?

fuck off, wanker.

[Sol]

Egor wrote

My dog fears me and loves me at the same time.

So how do you know this, do you hear your Dog speak back to you as well
I see a pattern emerging.........

Egor wrote

That’s how it is with God and me, though granted there is a larger difference between He and I and my dog and I.

Yes, the main difference.... is that your Dog is REAL, your god is imaginary

[Sol]

Eva wrote

boo-hoo-hoo.

if i'm so mean, why don't you ask your version of god to put me in my place?

fuck off, wanker.

But, you is teh omnipotentate,,,, you can make him fuck off.

But make him fuck off in a mysterious way his wanking wonders to perform........

[Smellyoldgit]

Dickwad wrote

Think about God for a minute, even if you don’t believe such a being exists, but for the sake of argument assume He does. If that’s the case, then good is good if God does it. It’s not a nice truth, but it’s truth nonetheless, assuming God exists. If it were any other way, then God wouldn’t be God and that’s of course absurd.

Fuck me ragged. Is it possible to type so many assumptions, phallusies and complete bollocks into a couple of sentences. I bet the soon to emerge 'Book of Bullshit' will make great arse-wipe in its printed form.

[Irreligious]

Egor wrote

What in the world makes you think I hate God? Did you hate your earthly father? My dog fears me and loves me at the same time. That’s how it is with God and me, though granted there is a larger difference between He and I and my dog and I.

What in the world makes you think your dog "loves" you? Athropomorphize much?

Your dog licks your face and appears to be loyal because that is its instinct. It relates to you as "Alpha" dog, like it would to another better-positioned dog in the pack. Even if you abused it, it probably wouldn't be capable of hating you, though it might seek an opportunity to turn the tide for its own survival.

Anyway, it sounds like you see yourself as this alleged god thing's bitch, and you would like nothing more than for us here to be your bitches by proxy.

If you could convince us that you have access to the alleged creator of the universe in the absence of any evidence that you actually do, that would make you pretty powerful, wouldn't it?

Do you desire to be top dog here? Or somewhere? Is that what motivates you?

[West491]

Egor's Theory of Hell by Lack of Education.

[Eternal]

West491 wrote

Egor's Theory of Hell by Lack of Education.

He has an edumacation, I just don't think he got it from school.

[Stargazer]

Sol wrote

So how do you know this, do you hear your Dog speak back to you as well
I see a pattern emerging.........



Yes, the main difference.... is that your Dog is REAL, your god is imaginary

But there could be an imaginary dog......

[Stargazer]

Egor. We are still awaiting verifiable evidence of God. Just a reminder.

[Egor]

Eva wrote

boo-hoo-hoo.

if i'm so mean, why don't you ask your version of god to put me in my place?

fuck off, wanker.

You don't get it, do you? He already did.

[ILOVEJESUS]

Lol, "consider the lillies,"......"he's having a go at the flowers now!"

[Stargazer]

Egor, if you were so unhappy with Christianity as it was that you had to create a whole new religion, which no one follows except yourself, then why not complete the step, and throw away the crutch of religion completely?

It's the logical completion of your original thought.