Posts that don't deserve threads, Volume II

[Semper Idem]

C̻̟̲̮ͅa̢ǹ̩̻̘͇͕̠̗ ͏̲͙a̠̝̠̻̹͎̭ńy̷̼o̩͍̯͈͢n̜͎e̷̮̬̙̻ ҉̫̩̟̤̞ͅe̦͎͙̗̼l̬͕̣͓s͟e̹͇̯̬̥ ͏͉͖̖͇͈͈̼o̘͍̭̠̻̖n̢̞̣͇͖̝ ̭̥̤̫͞ḫ̪̣̜͉e̳̦̦̜̹͇re̖͚̗̳̫ ͕̲̺̼̺̥͕͠typ̼̻̣͔e̪ ̞l̻̟͖ik̴̝͓̜̜̜̹e͎̭̣͙͞ ̲̞̪̦̬̼̖͜tḫ̼̭̥̠͎͍i̘͇̭̝͜ș?͉͓̰͙͙

[Kinich Ahau]

Your keyboard is on LSD.

[Smellyoldgit]

Semper Idem wrote

C̻̟̲̮ͅa̢ǹ̩̻̘͇͕̠̗ ͏̲͙a̠̝̠̻̹͎̭ńy̷̼o̩͍̯͈͢n̜͎e̷̮̬̙̻ ҉̫̩̟̤̞ͅe̦͎͙̗̼l̬͕̣͓s͟e̹͇̯̬̥ ͏͉͖̖͇͈͈̼o̘͍̭̠̻̖n̢̞̣͇͖̝ ̭̥̤̫͞ḫ̪̣̜͉e̳̦̦̜̹͇re̖͚̗̳̫ ͕̲̺̼̺̥͕͠typ̼̻̣͔e̪ ̞l̻̟͖ik̴̝͓̜̜̜̹e͎̭̣͙͞ ̲̞̪̦̬̼̖͜tḫ̼̭̥̠͎͍i̘͇̭̝͜ș?͉͓̰͙͙

n̢̞̣͇͖̝o̩͍̯͈͢

[Kinich Ahau]

Why can't i do dat.

[Semper Idem]

Kinich Ahau wrote

Your keyboard is on LSD.

No, it's on Zalgo. Wanna' know more?

http://eeemo.net

[dogpet]

I was watching `Bubba` Watson at the masters golf & said a little prayer: Go on lard fuckin' bite him! Coz we know how the sheeple like to be tested. Obviously the talented dumfuck has more pull than I have.

[Michael]

So it's already 'Good Friday' today. 'Good' meaning 'literally nothing is open today so I'm forced to stay home. And god help you if you've run out of groceries because you can't buy shit.'


This shit sucks. Although McDonalds was still open so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

[Smellyoldgit]

McDonalds and nice should never go in the same sentence.
McDonalds and shit are ok, so you're 50% excused.

[Michael]

Well at least I got the McDonalds part.

[Semper Idem]

Michael wrote

So it's already 'Good Friday' today. 'Good' meaning 'literally nothing is open today so I'm forced to stay home. And god help you if you've run out of groceries because you can't buy shit.'


This shit sucks. Although McDonalds was still open so I've got that going for me, which is nice.

I had to go to work on Good Friday. I'm employed as a contractor to the US Federal Government, which was open that day.

Easter Sunday sucks, though. Too many things are closed. The McDonald's that is blessedly located just a five minute walk away from my home was also closed. Good thing the local CVS (American convenience store chain) was open.

[Smellyoldgit]

A splendid case of The Lard working in his mysterious ways, and a damn good smiting!

A 21-year old man has died after being crushed by a crucifix erected in honour of Pope John Paul II in northern Italy.

Good shot!

[Semper Idem]

Smellyoldgit wrote

McDonalds and nice should never go in the same sentence.
McDonalds and shit are ok, so you're 50% excused.

That may be true in the UK, but the ones here in the US are pretty good.

Speaking of ye aulde Mickey-Dees...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-xB_n1RHw

[Sinfidel]

Semper Idem wrote

That may be true in the UK, but the ones here in the US are pretty good.

Speaking of ye aulde Mickey-Dees...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-xB_n1RHw

If you have ever ever queued for a McDonald’s burger drooling over the photos on the menu, you’ve probably wondered why your Big Mac never looks the same.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz306OBcGP6

[Michael]

Anybody else listen to dogma debate with david smalley?
They're doing a 24 hour live show to raise funds for foundation beyond belief and they are killing it.
I've been listening for about 6 hours now.

dogmadebate.com if you're interested.
(For the record I have no affiliation with them, just a fan).

[Kinich Ahau]

I stumbled upon this blog. I've got a feeling this woman would give Ghoulie a run for his money when it comes to godporn and double entendre except for the fact that she is serious

http://lifewithgrace.net/the-epic-expedition-2.