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 What are the ten best captions for the starving baby in this photo? 10.) Alright, Jesus, scratch the cup of fly-covered powdered milk! Double Whopper with Cheese, please! (And could you super-size that for me?) The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-15-2011, 08:54 AM
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9) For nothing - you cunt.
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07-15-2011, 09:12 AM
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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8). For the stillborn we had for dinner last night.
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarantee against being dead wrong" - Carl Sagan |
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07-15-2011, 09:51 AM
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Location: Puerto Rico
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7) Thank you Jebus for giving me a bad case of anorexia chic!
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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07-15-2011, 12:50 PM
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"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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07-15-2011, 01:26 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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07-15-2011, 01:36 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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6.) Jesus, could you please send me the other Madonna?
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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07-15-2011, 01:37 PM
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Location: The Mongrel Nation
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5) ...for helping me reproduce.
thank goodness he's on our side |
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07-15-2011, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Tijuana, BC Mexico
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4)...Thank you Jesus for Bill Clinton and George Bush Charity Fund! They are so compassionate and honest.
SEND TEN DOLLARS! Losers and Thieves UNITED Last edited by DyingStrong; 07-15-2011 at 02:07 PM. Reason: couldn´t embed the video, |
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07-15-2011, 02:15 PM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
 "Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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07-29-2011, 01:40 AM
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3) .... for making my selection so natural.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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07-29-2011, 07:17 AM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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2.) For letting me, an African-born Muslim socialist, grow up to be President of the United States of America
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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08-07-2011, 08:01 PM
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1) For sending me a Bible instead of some fucking food!
Next: Top Ten Apologist Excuses 10) Yeah, well, you can't see your brain, heart or other organs either but you know you have them! X-Rays are tools of the Devil, BTW. |
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08-08-2011, 01:07 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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Location: Britland
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9) Mysterious ways - trumps everything, every time.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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08-08-2011, 01:56 AM
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Thank God I’m an atheist
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Little Britain
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8) paying for sins of past lives or ancestors - excuse for unnecessary suffering.
"Belief means not wanting to know what is true" Friedrich Nietzsche |
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