The Incredible Edible Jesus

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

Any number of passages could be interpreted or redacted to reflect that.

The same passages could probably be interpreted or redacted another way to prove the existence of Puff the Magic Dragon.

Hmmm

Mmmm...all of this talk of passages and puffing magic dragons has me feeling wicked. My mother warned me that if I thought saucy thoughts about busty babes, God would surely turn me into stone - and already I find myself getting hard.

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

Mmmm...all of this talk of passages and puffing magic dragons has me feeling wicked. My mother warned me that if I thought saucy thoughts about busty babes, God would surely turn me into stone - and already I find myself getting hard.

That was Medusa not God.

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

Must be a case of "Do as I say, not as I do."

Of course, the old "God's mysterious ways trumps reason card"!

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

Of course, the old "God's mysterious ways trumps reason card"!

But the hidden meaning is: This severely threatens my God-world-view, but I'm too invested in it to rethink.

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

That was Medusa not God.

Why of course! Wrong deity! It's hard to keep track of them all.



Medusa was hard on snakes, I understand. Yuck! Yuck!

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

But the hidden meaning is: This severely threatens my God-world-view, but I'm too invested in it to rethink.

That pretty much sums up the position of most Christians these days. Face it, it's just easier for some people to believe in imaginary Santa Jesus, than to accept the burden of dealing with reality. Critical thought is painful to the intellectually dishonest!

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

Why of course! Wrong deity! It's hard to keep track of them all.



Medusa was hard on snakes, I understand. Yuck! Yuck!

Medusa was beautiful according to the legend, but one glance at her face turned men to stone. Attached is a better picture.

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

That pretty much sums up the position of most Christians these days. Face it, it's just easier for some people to believe in imaginary Santa Jesus, than to accept the burden of dealing with reality. Critical thought is painful to the intellectually dishonest!

Critical thought seems to be discouraged these days.

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

And then we get the orings?

Besides, Jesus is already 2000 years late.

From what I understand, only those who put out their stockings will get orings and other delightful things in them when he comes again! Holly jolly! What a lovely time it will be to eat our orings and giggle while Jesus burns the heretics with his magical laser gun!

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

Critical thought seems to be discouraged these days.

I will accept your statement at face value, without any further curiosity.

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

Medusa was beautiful according to the legend, but one glance at her face turned men to stone. Attached is a better picture.

Most women do that to me.

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

I will accept your statement at face value, without any further curiosity.

Don't turn into a..........zombie!



We have enough of them already. THINK, man

Ask a question. SOMETHING!

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

Most women do that to me.

Most women will not appreciate being compared to Medusa.

[Stargazer]

ghoulslime wrote

From what I understand, only those who put out their stockings will get orings and other delightful things in them when he comes again! Holly jolly! What a lovely time it will be to eat our orings and giggle while Jesus burns the heretics with his magical laser gun!

I want the orings NOW. If he's 2000 years late now, Jesus may never arrive at all. Heck with him.

[ghoulslime]

Stargazer wrote

Don't turn into a..........zombie!

We have enough of them already. THINK, man

Ask a question. SOMETHING!

Just promise me to take me out before I go for your brains. Zombies like brains.



Though oddly enough, Christian zombies seem to be repelled by them.