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Do you think it might have increased Jesus’ odds of returning, if they had crucified him on a boomerang?
Oh, Lord, where art thou?!!! Whumma whumma whumma whoom… Well, here He comes now! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-16-2012, 01:23 AM
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 Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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04-16-2012, 04:18 AM
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 Stop the Holy See men! |
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04-16-2012, 02:17 PM
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 I thought you said you didn't care what any of us thought? So, you do care? I do wish you would make up your mind already. - NKB |
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04-18-2012, 06:19 AM
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Why are Christians sad when one of their loved ones dies? Shouldn’t they be happy?
Hey, Bobby! I have great news for you! Your father was killed in an automobile accident today! That’s awesome! He’s probably hanging out with Jesus right now. Let’s go celebrate! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 06:48 AM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 06:50 AM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 06:51 AM
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 Be vewy vewy quiet! Jesus is hunting wabbits! Hehehehe. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 09:07 AM
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Matthew 4:1-5
New International Ghoulslime Version 1 Then Jesus was tempted into a seedy motel by the devil. 2 After watching Lucifer shaking his booty on the dance pole, he was hungry. 3 The tempter came to him and said, “Son of God or not, this is going to cost you 6 pieces of silver.” 4 Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not ask payment for putting his rod and staff into the mouth of God.’” 5 Then the devil took him from behind, with his red hot poker. “Alright, Son of God,” he said, “go down on this. For it is written: “Thou shalt drink of milk and honey all of the days of your life!” The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 07:14 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 07:15 PM
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 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 07:16 PM
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 Screw, you guys! I'm going home! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-18-2012, 08:14 PM
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I Live Here
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The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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04-19-2012, 05:43 PM
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