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Old 11-02-2007, 03:32 PM   #601
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Did you kiss her and give her some bonfire toffee to make up?
The missus - or the poor dog ?
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:32 PM   #602
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5 stone? Oh, yeah- Standard Poodle, right? Love those dogs- smart and gentle. I wouldn't want to tell you a quantity, you should consult a vet. Then, you'd probably get a different med, anyway. Though the heart medication for a dog is usually the same as humans get, just the dosages are different, based on metabolism.

btw, the correct formula is 4 gravel, 3 sand, and 1 cement. The remainder, formed into the right sized plate, will also protect ye olde scrote just fine. Careful with the water, too. Less water makes a harder mix.
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:35 PM   #603
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The missus - or the poor dog ?
The missus! I imagine treacle would not help those pudding poos.
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:43 PM   #604
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I think this thing (taken 5 mins ago) is beyond meds.

Perhaps my scrotum would enjoy a bit of treacle!
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:46 PM   #605
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:50 PM   #606
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Old 11-02-2007, 03:54 PM   #607
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
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That's quite enough treacle - time to carry the dog out for a crap!
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:00 PM   #610
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On a side note – I’m very worried about the poor poodle. Every firework season she turns into a jibbering wreck. This year she can’t shit in a straight line - I hate Guy Fawkes.
Pardon a note from an outsider, but, isn't it rather the point to hate "The Guy"?
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:10 PM   #611
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The point is indeed to hate & burn the catholic bastard We do "celebrate" some strange things over here!
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:29 PM   #612
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The point is indeed to hate & burn the catholic bastard We do "celebrate" some strange things over here!
I think Guy Fawkes has been misunderstood. When he was a child he was molested by an uncle who had converted to the Church of England Belief system which has the monarch as its head. (Not really but it sounds good) The monarch had been a royal Catamite..and used to dress like this

Then when this Queen James I took over, Guy had to act and place a huge fag under this hag, shown here in his campy clothes. He wore a codpiece on his rear for easy access. Hmm..the Christ-psychotics must be proud to have this SINNER as been instrumental in the translation of the babble they love so much, the KJV
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Old 11-02-2007, 04:43 PM   #613
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The point is indeed to hate & burn the catholic bastard We do "celebrate" some strange things over here!
Now, don't go thinking you have the US cornered on crazy, big fellah....

Oops, that ellipsis should only be 3 dots. mrrf. Oh, well.

btw, that haircut is OK. That poodle cut you see here in the US- you just have to remember that the dog didn't ask for it. Poor thing, anesthetic for the silly holidays seem best.
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Old 11-02-2007, 07:48 PM   #615
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I don't know that I'd want to trifle with you Kate.....
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