Virgin Birth

Kate · 12-20-2006, 01:45 PM

Cool!!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Rhinoqulous · 12-20-2006, 02:04 PM

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Kate wrote

Cool!!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

All hail our new Lizard Lords!

... and someone should let David Icke know about this...

12-20-2006, 02:11 PM

I bet there's a zoo keeper somewhere out there with his twinky in an ostrich as he snickers while thinking "That ain't no virgin birth."

Professor Chaos · 12-20-2006, 02:21 PM

If they name this fucking thing Jesus, I swear I'm going to personally vomit all over the slimy little bastard.

12-20-2006, 07:52 PM

from another article:

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Even if a human virgin birth could occur, Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, because all his genes must have come from Mary.

She would only have the genetic wherewithal - in humans, a bundle of genes called the X chromosome - to make a female.

I do like how they preempted the nutbars who will almost certainly be yelling in church next week, "look, the scientists thought it was impossible, but they were wrong again!" just like they did with the Black Sea flooding and the Genetic Eve stories.

12-20-2006, 07:55 PM

That only works for primitive creatures. Think about the problems with inbred humans. And whoneedsscience posted while i was looking at my fingers on the keyboard- Jeebus shoud have been a girl. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :P Well, woman, anyway, before somebody comes up with that.

12-20-2006, 10:42 PM

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Kate wrote

Cool!!
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe...eut/index.html

Hey, maybe that's what happened to the fucking Virgin Mary? Maybe she was a hermaphrodite and that's how fucking Jeebus was created. Ah, there are so many possibilities to this "great" christian fucking story. :vomit::vomit::vomit: