12-20-2006, 01:45 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-20-2006, 02:04 PM
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The Original Rhinoqurilla
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Somewhere Not-So-Cold with Mountains
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All hail our new Lizard Lords!
... and someone should let David Icke know about this...
Wait just a minute-You expect me to believe-That all this misbehaving-Grew from one enchanted tree? And helpless to fight it-We should all be satisfied-With this magical explanation-For why the living die-And why it's hard to be a decent human being - David Bazan
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12-20-2006, 02:11 PM
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Guest
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I bet there's a zoo keeper somewhere out there with his twinky in an ostrich as he snickers while thinking "That ain't no virgin birth."
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12-20-2006, 02:21 PM
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
Posts: 12,904
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If they name this fucking thing Jesus, I swear I'm going to personally vomit all over the slimy little bastard.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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12-20-2006, 07:52 PM
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from another article:
Quote:
Even if a human virgin birth could occur, Jesus should have been a girl, not a boy, because all his genes must have come from Mary.
She would only have the genetic wherewithal - in humans, a bundle of genes called the X chromosome - to make a female.
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I do like how they preempted the nutbars who will almost certainly be yelling in church next week, "look, the scientists thought it was impossible, but they were wrong again!" just like they did with the Black Sea flooding and the Genetic Eve stories.
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12-20-2006, 07:55 PM
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That only works for primitive creatures. Think about the problems with inbred humans. And whoneedsscience posted while i was looking at my fingers on the keyboard- Jeebus shoud have been a girl. Not that there is anything wrong with that. :P Well, woman, anyway, before somebody comes up with that.
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12-20-2006, 10:42 PM
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Hey, maybe that's what happened to the fucking Virgin Mary? Maybe she was a hermaphrodite and that's how fucking Jeebus was created. Ah, there are so many possibilities to this "great" christian fucking story. :vomit::vomit::vomit:
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12-21-2006, 11:45 AM
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Guest
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Quote:
Professor Chaos wrote
If they name this fucking thing Jesus, I swear I'm going to personally vomit all over the slimy little bastard.
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I'll set the fucking zoo on fire.
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12-22-2006, 06:31 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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Mmm, BBQ lizard.........
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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12-22-2006, 08:09 AM
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Guest
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Quote:
Rhinoqulous wrote
All hail our new Lizard Lords!
... and someone should let David Icke know about this...
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Oh that David Icke and his lizard overlord conspiracies... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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