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He who walks among the theists
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Oh, if we're getting into stupid sayings, how about "There is more than one way to skin a cat."
First of all, be more precise: how many ways are there? Secondly, who the fuck wants to skin a cat in the first place? What are you going to do, make a tiny rug to put in front of the fireplace, or a cat fur coat? Are you going to make cat stew? "The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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07-07-2010, 04:44 AM
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Depends on how many cats one has.
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07-07-2010, 04:55 AM
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07-07-2010, 06:01 PM
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He who walks among the theists
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I have (although only Hong Kong, back when it was under British rule), but the saying is in English, so China doesn't count.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." George Bernard Shaw |
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07-07-2010, 07:48 PM
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07-08-2010, 05:46 PM
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07-08-2010, 07:00 PM
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"whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger":
Does it fuck. You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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07-08-2010, 07:33 PM
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07-08-2010, 07:43 PM
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I Live Here
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that's another thing that winds me up: when some wanker trying to sound intelligent starts talking about Nietzsche but pronounces it "neet-chee". For fucks sake. Even though god is dead that ought to make him spring into existence in order to punch such ignorant cunts in the dick, then set fire to that dick and laugh while they die in their own personal cock fire before returning to non-existence.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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07-08-2010, 08:44 PM
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I always start with Neechee, then try again with Neetchez, then end up with Nike....
[Then I read the rest of Choobus's quote and pissed myself laughing.] "If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey) |
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