Come on Jerry sign up as an atheist. We will put your application forward to the atheist council, and with a nudge and wink get you accepted as a fully fledged atheist. You get a t-shirt, mug, badge and up to $50 a year free vouchers to spend in any Anne Summers outlet. You also get to learn the secret handshake we all use. After 1 year you get an atheist parking badge that allows you to park in most car parks in the secret section behind the walls.
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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