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..and yet, no answer to the question......
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly. H. L. Mencken |
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05-11-2006, 05:04 PM
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good point Eva.
It seems this is an intractable question. Sadly, god does not want us to know who jacks off the most. Why? Because he feels that the answer "Theists are a bunch of wankers" will diminish his stature, and if he is not the most perfect being he will vanish in a puff of common sense and be replaced by a japanese vending machine selling used panties. Why used panties? Who can say: the lord works in mysterious ways remeember. You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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05-11-2006, 09:57 PM
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oh no, it's back!
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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05-13-2006, 02:18 PM
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05-13-2006, 03:04 PM
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05-13-2006, 03:51 PM
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Tommy Pedro's Cat, quite possibly the inspiration for this thread:
 "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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05-13-2006, 04:36 PM
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I didn't know cats made porn
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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05-13-2006, 05:50 PM
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Wow. Self-masturbating pussy.
Wow. "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: "Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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05-18-2006, 06:18 AM
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OK, this thread has fallen way too far down the list.
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all." The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out." The man says, "You have a deal, Doc." Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling. The doctor says, "What happened"? The man answered, "Nobody showed up!" "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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05-18-2006, 08:33 PM
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:lol:
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