05-10-2006, 09:20 PM
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#976
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..and yet, no answer to the question......
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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05-11-2006, 05:04 PM
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#977
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good point Eva.
It seems this is an intractable question.
Sadly, god does not want us to know who jacks off the most. Why? Because he feels that the answer "Theists are a bunch of wankers" will diminish his stature, and if he is not the most perfect being he will vanish in a puff of common sense and be replaced by a japanese vending machine selling used panties. Why used panties? Who can say: the lord works in mysterious ways remeember.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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05-11-2006, 09:57 PM
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#978
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oh no, it's back!
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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05-13-2006, 02:18 PM
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Quote:
Fryan wrote
Are Christians avoiding this thread because they consider it beneath them? Or is it because they think that posting on a thread about beating off would be a foolish waste of their valuable wanking time? Maybe they think it would be blasphemous to imply that anyone could beat off better than the Lord who, presumably, is the Perfect Wanker =D
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No, they are avoiding this thread because they don't have the guts to discuss sex with adults. They just don't like to practice sex with grown ups.
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05-13-2006, 03:04 PM
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#980
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Quote:
Martha Castro M.D. wrote
Quote:
Fryan wrote
Are Christians avoiding this thread because they consider it beneath them? Or is it because they think that posting on a thread about beating off would be a foolish waste of their valuable wanking time? Maybe they think it would be blasphemous to imply that anyone could beat off better than the Lord who, presumably, is the Perfect Wanker =D
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No, they are avoiding this thread because they don't have the guts to discuss sex with adults. They just don't like to practice sex with grown ups.
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Indeed, many of them will only do it with minors.....
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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05-13-2006, 03:51 PM
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Tommy Pedro's Cat, quite possibly the inspiration for this thread:
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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05-13-2006, 04:36 PM
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I didn't know cats made porn
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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05-13-2006, 05:24 PM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
I didn't know cats made porn
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I don't think he knew the camera was rolling.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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05-13-2006, 05:31 PM
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Dude where the hell did you get that?! :lol::lol::lol:
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05-13-2006, 05:40 PM
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Quote:
JC Senton wrote
Dude where the hell did you get that?! :lol::lol::lol:
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Where else? Myspace.com, from some wigga gurl's overloaded page of flashy script fonts and three hundred nelly pics.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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05-13-2006, 05:45 PM
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Suddenly I feel like opposable thumbs aren't all that special anymore.
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05-13-2006, 05:50 PM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Wow. Self-masturbating pussy.
Wow.
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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05-13-2006, 06:47 PM
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#988
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Quote:
antix wrote
Suddenly I feel like opposable thumbs aren't all that special anymore.
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Quote:
Kate wrote
Wow. Self-masturbating pussy.
Wow.
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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05-18-2006, 06:18 AM
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#989
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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OK, this thread has fallen way too far down the list.
A guy goes to his doctor and says, "Doc, I have a problem. My girlfriend is
sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my
wife is coming home Sunday. I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all."
The doctor says, "You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty
dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you
return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out."
The man says, "You have a deal, Doc."
Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.
The doctor says, "What happened"?
The man answered, "Nobody showed up!"
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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05-18-2006, 08:33 PM
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#990
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:lol:
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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