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02-05-2012, 12:14 AM
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Just Have a Little Faith!
Why do you have faith in your flavor of crazy, Christians? Krishna admonishes you to have faith in Him!
"He who in this oneness of love, loves me in whatever he sees, wherever this man may live, in truth this man lives in me...I am from everlasting the seed of eternal life...in its delusion the world knows me not...all beings have their rest in me...I am the way...he who loves me shall not perish...only by love can men see me, and know me, and come unto me...malignant men hate me...they come not to me, but they go down the path of hell." Krishna - the Bhagavad Gita (c. 500 BCE) Sounds sort of familiar, innit?  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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02-05-2012, 12:20 AM
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Are You Spiritually Blind?
Christians, do you have the necessary spiritual eyes to understand the Koran or the Book of Mormon? Then why do you reject these as the divinely-inspired word of God?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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02-05-2012, 12:30 AM
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The Sun Stands Still
Joshua 10:1-15
1 Now Adoni-Zedek king of Jerusalem heard that Joshua had taken Ai and totally destroyed[a] it, doing to Ai and its king as he had done to Jericho and its king, and that the people of Gibeon had made a treaty of peace with Israel and had become their allies. 2 He and his people were very much alarmed at this, because Gibeon was an important city, like one of the royal cities; it was larger than Ai, and all its men were good fighters. 3 So Adoni-Zedek king of Jerusalem appealed to Hoham king of Hebron, Piram king of Jarmuth, Japhia king of Lachish and Debir king of Eglon. 4 “Come up and help me attack Gibeon,” he said, “because it has made peace with Joshua and the Israelites.” 5 Then the five kings of the Amorites—the kings of Jerusalem, Hebron, Jarmuth, Lachish and Eglon—joined forces. They moved up with all their troops and took up positions against Gibeon and attacked it. 6 The Gibeonites then sent word to Joshua in the camp at Gilgal: “Do not abandon your servants. Come up to us quickly and save us! Help us, because all the Amorite kings from the hill country have joined forces against us.” 7 So Joshua marched up from Gilgal with his entire army, including all the best fighting men. 8 The LORD said to Joshua, “Do not be afraid of them; I have given them into your hand. Not one of them will be able to withstand you.” 9 After an all-night march from Gilgal, Joshua took them by surprise. 10 The LORD threw them into confusion before Israel, so Joshua and the Israelites defeated them completely at Gibeon. Israel pursued them along the road going up to Beth Horon and cut them down all the way to Azekah and Makkedah. 11 As they fled before Israel on the road down from Beth Horon to Azekah, the LORD hurled large hailstones down on them, and more of them died from the hail than were killed by the swords of the Israelites. 12 On the day the LORD gave the Amorites over to Israel, Joshua said to the LORD in the presence of Israel: “Sun, stand still over Gibeon, and you, moon, over the Valley of Aijalon.” 13 So the sun stood still, and the moon stopped, till the nation avenged itself on[b] its enemies, as it is written in the Book of Jashar. The sun stopped in the middle of the sky and delayed going down about a full day. 14 There has never been a day like it before or since, a day when the LORD listened to a human being. Surely the LORD was fighting for Israel! 15 Then Joshua returned with all Israel to the camp at Gilgal. What a cool miracle! The lord truly moves in mysterious ways! He made the Sun stop spinning around the Earth so that his buddies could win a war! Can anybody please explain this wondrous feat to me? It sounds much like the boastful bullshit of Bronze Ages buffoons to me. It is almost as if the Bible was written by men instead of by gods....  The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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02-05-2012, 12:42 AM
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02-05-2012, 12:43 AM
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02-05-2012, 12:44 AM
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02-05-2012, 01:33 AM
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02-05-2012, 01:34 AM
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02-05-2012, 03:42 AM
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02-05-2012, 03:43 AM
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02-05-2012, 04:15 AM
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02-05-2012, 04:21 AM
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 Featuring such Christian hits as: Jesus, Put Your Love in Me Where is Thy Reach Around, Oh Lord My Crack Runneth Over With Love When I Taste His Flesh And more! Oh, they are so manly and righteous! It makes my nut sack quiver! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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02-05-2012, 04:22 AM
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 No, I can assure you, it is fucking lame! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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02-05-2012, 04:23 AM
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02-05-2012, 04:24 AM
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