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Old 03-31-2018, 11:32 AM   #4201
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Ooh Andy typed cock twice. tingle tingle.

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Old 03-31-2018, 11:55 AM   #4202
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Ooh Andy typed cock twice. tingle tingle.
Yes, there'll be a tingle in fat-ass mary's old twat today.

I wonder if android IQ 6 has fucked papist mary up the ass yet?

You know what lying bastards these christards are, especially the papist species. They say one thing and do another. All the papist priests say that they abstain from sex and say that homosexuality is a sin and yet there they are, raping little boys with the blessing of the twat in the hat in Rome, poop two-faced the liar.

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Old 03-31-2018, 01:24 PM   #4203
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Yes, there'll be a tingle in fat-ass mary's old twat today.

I wonder if android IQ 6 has fucked papist mary up the ass yet?

You know what lying bastards these christards are, especially the papist species. They say one thing and do another. All the papist priests say that they abstain from sex and say that homosexuality is a sin and yet there they are, raping little boys with the blessing of the twat in the hat in Rome, poop two-faced the liar.
Hi Hertz

Where did you and Davin go on your date last night?? Did you guys have fun?

Think Davin ranks for a second date???

Was he a gentleman, spill spill!
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Old 03-31-2018, 02:27 PM   #4204
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Hi Hertz

Where did you and Davin go on your date last night?? Did you guys have fun?

Think Davin ranks for a second date???

Was he a gentleman, spill spill!
They are probably broke off their ass and sat home smoking dope, doing drugs, and/or cigarettes, with some anal sex and homosexual porn included,

Repent and believe the Gospel.

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Old 03-31-2018, 02:30 PM   #4205
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JJ. I wouldn’t assume that you are older than everyone else. I was of decent age when money for nothing came out. I remember thinking “wow those are some amazing computer graphics in that music video. So much better then the Apple 2s at my college.” Minecraft and other games these days that incorporate that retro graphic treatment crack my ass up because I always want them to be moving microwave ovens and TVs around.

I’m not a big rap fan either but do enjoy the profanity part of it a lot, if for no other reason, it offends the prudes. A recent study shows that use of profanity is a healthy part of being human. You should try it sometime!! Maybe your nephew can teach you how!

Anyway. Big plans for Easter? Does it bother you that the prophecies of the Bible said that the true messiah would be dead and in the tomb for three days and three nights but if he died late Friday and rose on Sunday morning that’s only two nights? Or do deets like that just not matter? I mean, a hotel would only charge two nights anyway for that. Probably just another mysterious way the lord works, no?

I suggest you do a google search. I'm not here to explain the Bible, there are sites that will answer your questions. You won't accept the answers of course if you don't already know the Christian thoughts on this matter.

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Old 03-31-2018, 03:24 PM   #4206
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I suggest you do a google search. I'm not here to explain the Bible, there are sites that will answer your questions. You won't accept the answers of course if you don't already know the Christian thoughts on this matter.

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Yeah. Did that google search. As expected and as usual Christianity is all total bullshit. Thanks!
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Old 03-31-2018, 11:26 PM   #4207
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High mass .... atheist style

And zombie boy died for our sins (bulshit, bulshit). And today he is risen (bulshit, bulshit). This is why he is called zombie boy (bulshit, bulshit). Eat my body (bulshit, bulshit) and drink my blood (bulshit, bulshit) like the cannibals and sheep that you are. And here's the really sick part - Suffer little children to come unto me, because, as a church, and as priests, we take the word of god literally and make children suffer (and that's no bull shit).

Here endeth today's lesson.

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Old 04-01-2018, 12:19 AM   #4208
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JJ. I wouldn’t assume that you are older than everyone else. I was of decent age when money for nothing came out. I remember thinking “wow those are some amazing computer graphics in that music video. So much better then the Apple 2s at my college.” Minecraft and other games these days that incorporate that retro graphic treatment crack my ass up because I always want them to be moving microwave ovens and TVs around.

I’m not a big rap fan either but do enjoy the profanity part of it a lot, if for no other reason, it offends the prudes. A recent study shows that use of profanity is a healthy part of being human. You should try it sometime!! Maybe your nephew can teach you how!

Anyway. Big plans for Easter? Does it bother you that the prophecies of the Bible said that the true messiah would be dead and in the tomb for three days and three nights but if he died late Friday and rose on Sunday morning that’s only two nights? Or do deets like that just not matter? I mean, a hotel would only charge two nights anyway for that. Probably just another mysterious way the lord works, no?
Welcome. May your stay here be all that you would want.

Please don't assume mary/jj is old. She actually is an old papist twat. I reckon that the old fart is in her lat 50s. In spite of this, android IQ 6 is fucking her up the ass because they are into things like that. Yes, I know. It's two-faced but that just about sums up a christard.

zombie boy could have gone to a hotel with some nails and asked them to put him up for the day, but no, he's so egocentric, he wants 'to be seen'.

Anyways, like I say, welcome.

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Old 04-01-2018, 01:20 AM   #4209
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Double helping of bull shit for the sewer rats?

Given that it's both de lard ass's day and zombie boy off the stick day, do you think that christards go to their respective sewers and get a double helping of shit from the pillocks in the pulpit?

If so, the christards are gonna come back here whooping it all up and screaming hallelujah, brothers and sisters, praise de lard ass, amen and other shit like that. Actually, if one perms the terms: hallelujah, brothers and sisters, praise de lard ass and amen, one can get 24 different forms of bull shit. Now ain't that a gas?

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Old 04-01-2018, 01:23 AM   #4210
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Ooh Andy typed cock twice. tingle tingle.
Oh, android IQ 6 has DEFINITELY NOT been circumcised. He's a total prick!

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Old 04-01-2018, 03:33 AM   #4211
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Yeah. Did that google search. As expected and as usual Christianity is all total bullshit. Thanks!
I'm ashamed to say that the two christards on here know fuck all about fuck all and even as chew sticks, I have to admit, they lack ability and knowledge. Still, they are the best we have and they are all we have to offer. But, looking on the bright side, their faux pas can be quite entertaining in a morose kind of way.

When I was young, I assumed that the average IQ of christards was on a par with the average IQ of us Atheists. We all know now that simply isn't true and that christards have the IQ of pond life. So, I guess that we shouldn't expect too much of our christards. That's just as well with old twat papist mary and android IQ 6.

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Old 04-01-2018, 03:56 AM   #4212
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Yeah. Did that google search. As expected and as usual Christianity is all total bullshit. Thanks!
I disagree with you. However, it's your life and your opinion and you are entitled to it of course.

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Old 04-01-2018, 05:33 AM   #4213
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I suggest you do a google search. I'm not here to explain the Bible, there are sites that will answer your questions. You won't accept the answers of course if you don't already know the Christian thoughts on this matter.

JJ
So you are here to preach but not to explain? More for the too hard basket?

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Old 04-01-2018, 06:47 AM   #4214
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So you are here to preach but not to explain? More for the too hard basket?
When android IQ 6 is giving mary one up the ass or mary is blowing android IQ 6, does IQ 6 stay safe and wear a condom and ignore the wishes of the twat in the hat in Rome, poop pillock the piss pot, or does IQ 6 listen to the twat in the hat in Rome and go free-style and contact a STD from papist mary?

Just askin' is all.

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Old 04-01-2018, 07:00 AM   #4215
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K,

I have only taught the BASIC gospel message
1. Jesus died for sins...
2. which put an end to permanent death and opens up the way to heaven for those who repent and believe; this message is straight from the Bible.

If you want to know what specific Bible verses mean or how to interpret various verses , that's readily available on the Internet.

Do your own research. I have shared the basic gospel message with you and that's all you really need at the end of your life.

I hope that's not too complicated for you to understand. Apparently you have some issues with reading comprehension.

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