11-03-2017, 03:28 PM
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#1471
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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There's nothing wrong with a banjo that a decent pair of wire cutters can't put right.
Stop the Holy See men!
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12-22-2017, 07:18 PM
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#1472
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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So this thread ran into some serious scope creep. Did we ever determine who jacks off the most?
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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12-23-2017, 12:43 AM
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#1473
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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There is a knob on here called JJ, he denies jacking off so we can be pretty sure it is him.
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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12-23-2017, 06:47 PM
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#1474
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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The thought of Mary jacking off a monster strap-on does not fill me with much glee ....
Stop the Holy See men!
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03-30-2018, 11:12 PM
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#1475
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Honestly if no one else wants to claim the crown I'm happy to oblige. I won't be able to accept a physical trophy though do to the carpal tunnel issues in my hands.
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04-08-2018, 10:25 AM
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#1476
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New Member!
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Corydon, IN
Posts: 7
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My first post here will be to answer this thread.
I jerk off about once a day. My favorite time is that first day off of work while the wife is at work and the kid is in school. I will usually do a marathon over a few hours. Usually some porn in 2 or 3 sessions. Sometimes I'll wait a few days, if my wife and I haven't done the deed, and I'll edge myself into a rather large (and messy) orgasm.
Early in the thread someone asked what type of sex I prefer. I prefer oral, jerking off, then vaginal sex. I'm a bit selfish because I like taking care of myself more. Plus I've been doing it a long time.
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04-08-2018, 10:26 AM
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#1477
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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My god, we've only just met!
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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04-08-2018, 10:48 AM
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#1478
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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.... nice intro!
Stop the Holy See men!
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04-08-2018, 10:55 AM
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#1479
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New Member!
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Corydon, IN
Posts: 7
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Quote:
Kinich Ahau wrote
My god, we've only just met!
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Since there is no life eternal, I figured we better just get right down to it.
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04-08-2018, 11:41 AM
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#1480
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
The5thLine wrote
Since there is no life eternal, I figured we better just get right down to it.
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My god, you men.
That said, you wanna hear the girls in the netball team in the showers after a game. It would make most men blush .
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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04-08-2018, 11:42 AM
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#1481
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
The5thLine wrote
My first post here will be to answer this thread.
I jerk off about once a day. My favorite time is that first day off of work while the wife is at work and the kid is in school. I will usually do a marathon over a few hours. Usually some porn in 2 or 3 sessions. Sometimes I'll wait a few days, if my wife and I haven't done the deed, and I'll edge myself into a rather large (and messy) orgasm.
Early in the thread someone asked what type of sex I prefer. I prefer oral, jerking off, then vaginal sex. I'm a bit selfish because I like taking care of myself more. Plus I've been doing it a long time.
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Why hold back, why not just tell it like it is, ffs.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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04-08-2018, 12:41 PM
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#1482
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New Member!
Join Date: Apr 2018
Location: Corydon, IN
Posts: 7
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
My god, you men.
That said, you wanna hear the girls in the netball team in the showers after a game. It would make most men blush .
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I can't speak for anybody else, but I accept the challenge. Make me blush.
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04-08-2018, 01:01 PM
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#1483
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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Quote:
The5thLine wrote
I can't speak for anybody else, but I accept the challenge. Make me blush.
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There was a discussion not too long ago about having sex during their period. Some said that they definitely felt that they were more turned on during their period. It has to be planned in advance of course, for obvious reasons.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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04-08-2018, 01:05 PM
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#1484
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Sep 2017
Posts: 1,734
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By the way, being a female, jerry/mary, the papist twat, technically, can't Jack off but she does do analytics with Android iq6.
Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
Last edited by hertz vanrental; 04-08-2018 at 01:23 PM.
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04-08-2018, 03:18 PM
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#1485
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Senior Member
Join Date: May 2015
Posts: 756
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Quote:
hertz vanrental wrote
By the way, being a female, jerry/mary, the papist twat, technically, can't Jack off but she does do analytics with Android iq6.
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Lol. “Digital anal-lickticks” to be precise.
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