Say Your Fuckin' Prayers!!

[Smellyoldgit]

You heather fuckers just don't take council spiritual portents anywhere near seriously enough. Many an early morn' session after a whisky laden soiree cross-hires a certified Dowser to guide all & sundry to a certified pissoire - their aim is always true:

[Sol]

That might well be the case good sir. However, I feel we should not sit and gloat nor develop cheesey grin face at these poor unfortunates. After all, they are having there ancient voodoo chants and hypocrisy ceremonies curtailed or removed.

I think it incumbent upon us as reasonable thinking persons, to offer up alternatives.

I therefore commend to the house, Billy Jaques -



Well known Glass globe fondler and gravel dangler who has been out of work since 1946...... I feel sure Billy has all the requisite skills to replace the antiquated moron mumbling with a more pertinent and uplifting inane waffle.

Purely in order that councillors may remain steadfastly manacled to the past, rather than having to do anything fucking constructive.

[Kate]

Mmm, waffles...

[dogpet]

Sol wrote

That might well be the case good sir. However, I feel we should not sit and gloat nor develop cheesey grin face at these poor unfortunates. After all, they are having there ancient voodoo chants and hypocrisy ceremonies curtailed or removed.

I think it incumbent upon us as reasonable thinking persons, to offer up alternatives.

Quite right. What reasonable elected representative who lives by faith, could possibly object to the appointment of a Fengshui advisor in the planning department?

This one might be a little bit out there, how about a psychic's office in the civil registry?

[Smellyoldgit]

[psychodiva]

Lol!!

[dogpet]

Emergency Planning should be overstaffed with prophets.

[Stargazer]

dogpet wrote

Emergency Planning should be overstaffed with prophets.

Emergency Planning. An interesting contradiction in terms.

[Sol]

dogpet wrote

Quite right. What reasonable elected representative who lives by faith, could possibly object to the appointment of a Fengshui advisor in the planning department?

This one might be a little bit out there, how about a psychic's office in the civil registry?

Or numerologists in the accounts dept.
Homeopathetics in health and social services.

Why not spread the voodoo that they do...

[dogpet]

Stargazer wrote

Emergency Planning. An interesting contradiction in terms.

How do you mean?

[Stargazer]

dogpet wrote

How do you mean?

How do you plan for an emergency?

[psychodiva]

you plan for all contingencies you can think of- I get to do it a least once a year with all the other agencies No matter what the emergency my job is always the same 'talk to people and keep them calm' lol - I was thinking of bringing some whisky to the next one - cut out the middle man you know

[dogpet]

Stargazer wrote

How do you plan for an emergency?

For one example, you could buy a fire extinguisher for your kitchen. I'm amazed you're not getting this. Do you ever do fire drill?

[Irreligious]

You can plan for an emergency but, perhaps, not a catastrophe.

[Smellyoldgit]

Emergency planning for last night's dodgy curry went well - vindaloo spill coloured shirt, indigestion pills (shitloads), bog-roll in fridge, air freshner plugged in. Even ready for an underwear catastrophe.