03-08-2006, 12:10 AM
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9) He hasn't had any advanced warning of it coming.
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03-08-2006, 12:46 AM
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8) he can't count that high
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-08-2006, 03:57 AM
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7) Jesus and Moses live only in his head.
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03-08-2006, 05:54 AM
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6) Sadam is incarcerated and Osama is "unavailable at this time"
5) Tony Blair would get jealous
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-08-2006, 06:21 AM
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4) He wants Jesus all to himself. Laura is only allowed to watch
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03-08-2006, 07:29 AM
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3) After showing up naked for a 'foursome' at the golf course, he figured he'd had all the embarassment he could handle.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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03-08-2006, 10:09 AM
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2) Jenna and Barbara already slept with all of the Whitehouse interns.
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03-08-2006, 10:13 AM
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And the Number One Reason G.W.B Has Never Had A Threesome:
Too busy fighting tourism.
Top Ten Surpises in the Soon-to-be-Published Gospel of Judas
10) When they kissed, Jeebus slipped him the tongue.
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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03-08-2006, 10:59 AM
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9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.
8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.
7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-08-2006, 04:02 PM
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6) A prophecy that when Jesus returns to earth, Judas comes back as well, and this time he'll make sure Jesus stays dead
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03-08-2006, 04:24 PM
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Quote:
antix wrote
6) A prophecy that when Jesus returns to earth, Judas comes back as well, and this time he'll make sure Jesus stays dead
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"I'll be back, and this time it's personal, punk!"
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-09-2006, 02:32 AM
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.
8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.
7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.
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dude, I propose a rule statng no more than 2 entries in a row. You have a history or running a list down with rapid multiple entries.
innit?
does yous all agree?
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-09-2006, 02:38 AM
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5) Judas: he's really the stepson of God. (Hence the rivalry) He was born of an anal virgin birth
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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03-09-2006, 05:29 AM
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.
8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.
7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.
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dude, I propose a rule statng no more than 2 entries in a row. You have a history or running a list down with rapid multiple entries.
innit?
does yous all agree?
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No offense intended. I recall a harsh criticism of another poster who sent several posts with one entry each. The command given then was to combine entries in a single post. No entry limit was stated and I have tried to keep the list fairly short. Any potential poster who thinks that one or more of my entries is unworthy in some way can simply ignore my numbers and post on top. In the current example, the next poster can use number 8 to cancel my last two entries. They can also criticise the content of any of my entries.
So, which is it, one post per entry or combined? I am willing to conform.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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03-09-2006, 07:59 AM
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.
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Number 9 is close, but...
actually Judas blows the whole 'walking-on-water' scam out-of-the-water so to speak.
The transcribe monks put an 'on' where an 'in' should be and Jesus was really just treading water.
Judas reveals proof of Jesus's Red Cross membership and swimming lessons.
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