Top ten list challenge. - Page 109

03-08-2006, 12:10 AM

9) He hasn't had any advanced warning of it coming.

Choobus · 03-08-2006, 12:46 AM

8) he can't count that high

03-08-2006, 03:57 AM

7) Jesus and Moses live only in his head.

Sternwallow · 03-08-2006, 05:54 AM

6) Sadam is incarcerated and Osama is "unavailable at this time"

5) Tony Blair would get jealous

antix · 03-08-2006, 06:21 AM

4) He wants Jesus all to himself. Laura is only allowed to watch

Tenspace · 03-08-2006, 07:29 AM

3) After showing up naked for a 'foursome' at the golf course, he figured he'd had all the embarassment he could handle.

03-08-2006, 10:09 AM

2) Jenna and Barbara already slept with all of the Whitehouse interns.

Philboid Studge · 03-08-2006, 10:13 AM

And the Number One Reason G.W.B Has Never Had A Threesome:

Too busy fighting tourism.

Top Ten Surpises in the Soon-to-be-Published Gospel of Judas

10) When they kissed, Jeebus slipped him the tongue.

Sternwallow · 03-08-2006, 10:59 AM

9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.

8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.

7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.

antix · 03-08-2006, 04:02 PM

6) A prophecy that when Jesus returns to earth, Judas comes back as well, and this time he'll make sure Jesus stays dead

Sternwallow · 03-08-2006, 04:24 PM

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antix wrote

6) A prophecy that when Jesus returns to earth, Judas comes back as well, and this time he'll make sure Jesus stays dead

"I'll be back, and this time it's personal, punk!"

Choobus · 03-09-2006, 02:32 AM

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Sternwallow wrote

9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.

8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.

7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.

dude, I propose a rule statng no more than 2 entries in a row. You have a history or running a list down with rapid multiple entries.

innit?

does yous all agree?

Choobus · 03-09-2006, 02:38 AM

5) Judas: he's really the stepson of God. (Hence the rivalry) He was born of an anal virgin birth

Sternwallow · 03-09-2006, 05:29 AM

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Choobus wrote

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Sternwallow wrote

9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.

8) Judas was willing to do the job for 15 pieces of silver, but scale was 30.

7) The star of Bethlehem was just a searchlight set up by Jesus' publicist for advertizing purposes.

dude, I propose a rule statng no more than 2 entries in a row. You have a history or running a list down with rapid multiple entries.

innit?

does yous all agree?

No offense intended. I recall a harsh criticism of another poster who sent several posts with one entry each. The command given then was to combine entries in a single post. No entry limit was stated and I have tried to keep the list fairly short. Any potential poster who thinks that one or more of my entries is unworthy in some way can simply ignore my numbers and post on top. In the current example, the next poster can use number 8 to cancel my last two entries. They can also criticise the content of any of my entries.

So, which is it, one post per entry or combined? I am willing to conform.

03-09-2006, 07:59 AM

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Sternwallow wrote

9) Jesus secretly had barefoot waterskiing lessons.

Number 9 is close, but...

actually Judas blows the whole 'walking-on-water' scam out-of-the-water so to speak.

The transcribe monks put an 'on' where an 'in' should be and Jesus was really just treading water.

Judas reveals proof of Jesus's Red Cross membership and swimming lessons.