Hi

[Perisher]

Hi All
I have joined the forum after many discussions with my son who posts on here regularly. I probably will not post very often, am more interested in reading what the rest of you have to say and hope to learn from it.

Except smelly, as i have heard he is a right twat. (added by eternal).

[Smellyoldgit]

For fuck's sake - can't I keep anything secret?!
Here's wishing you happy hemmroids.

[Smellyoldgit]

[Eternal]

Hello mummsy wummsy.

Have a browse, there is plenty to read on here. Occasionally you may even find something that makes sense.

Smelly - The picture isn't showing up, just the little blue box with a question mark.

[Stargazer]

Hi, Perisher!

[Sol]

Shit, Eternal you have a mother, how did that happen ?
I thought you was cobbled together from bits of old junk.....

Hello Perisher, you must be very proud of your son, he has grown up to be a significant stain on the underwear of humanity.

He does however prefer to use the word strain. Dunno why.

[Kate]

You didn't spank, Perish, did you?

(I understand he does.)

[Eternal]

Thank you for your kind words Sol.

She has first hand experience of my status as a stain on the underwear of humanity, as I was a stain on her underwear first.

I am still cobbled from bits of old junk, the leprechauns in charge of the immaculate conception just saw fit to use this fine lady as an incubator.

[Smellyoldgit]

Eternal wrote

Smelly - The picture isn't showing up, just the little blue box with a question mark.

Prolly a good thing - I thought it was a Marlon, but a Maisie seems appropriate!

[Eternal]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Prolly a good thing - I thought it was a Marlon, but a Maisie seems appropriate!

You lost me at Prolly.

[Smellyoldgit]

Jeez - fucking kids these days
No appreciation of proper Brit humour*



*Not that I ever paid for the Daily Mirror of course - I just read the cartoons after my old man threw the cheap rag out.

[Stargazer]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Jeez - fucking kids these days
No appreciation of proper Brit humour*



*Not that I ever paid for the Daily Mirror of course - I just read the cartoons after my old man threw the cheap rag out.

Thank you. I have been wondering for hours where Perisher's name came from. A comic strip never occurred to me.

I abjectly apologize for being unaware of proper Brit humor, though I am a fan of Monty Python, Mr. Bean, Are You Being Served?, and Dr. Who.

Also Torchwood, which isn't really a comedy.

[Eternal]

Right, now I get the Perisher reference. I think she uses it for another reason, but i'm not 100%. I will leave it for her to clarify next time she is on.

[Kinich Ahau]

Welcome Perisher, It's great to have you here, now we can ignore Eternal and go directly to the primary source.

Perisher is a sort of antonym of Eternal's monicker....Interesting!

[Stargazer]

Kinich Ahau wrote

Welcome Perisher, It's great to have you here, now we can ignore Eternal and go directly to the primary source.

Perisher is a sort of antonym of Eternal's monicker....Interesting!

That's along the lines of what I was thinking before Smelly's Intro to Brit Humor.