Old 01-03-2014, 12:24 PM   #6631
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Jesus had 12 dudes doodling with his noodle. When did he find the time to write the Bible?

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Old 01-13-2014, 04:23 PM   #6632
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( Seen on the comment thread of A Dangerously Incurious Pope )

Healthy genes act as team-players. They are teamish!
Their winning plays are
salvations of an aliveness of which they are a part.
Only a fraction of genes are selfish/parasitic (and they
parasitize teams).
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Old 01-14-2014, 04:11 AM   #6633
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I once loved Jesus. It still burns when I pee.

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Old 01-15-2014, 05:26 AM   #6634
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The love of Jesus left brown stains on my mattress.

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Old 01-15-2014, 05:27 AM   #6635
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Quote from the National Post:


It is impossible to calculate the wealth of the Roman Catholic Church. In truth, the church itself likely could not answer that question, even if it wished to. Its investments and spending are kept secret. Its real estate and art have not been properly evaluated, since the church would never sell them. There is no doubt, however, that between the church’s priceless art, land, gold and investments across the globe, it is one of the wealthiest institutions on Earth.


Some fuckin' humility!!


popey baby, stick your fuckin' bulshit humility up your papal ass.

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Old 01-15-2014, 05:38 AM   #6636
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They is probably just keepin it in perpetuity for the poor folks.... when the kittylicker cult dies, the poor will inherit it all. Makes sense...

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Old 01-22-2014, 08:13 AM   #6637
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Incredible Edible Jesus Philosophical Meandering for Today: If Jesus is omnipotent, can he make a dildo that is too big to fit into his ass, and you know, fit it into his ass? It's paradoxically orgasmic, isn't it?

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Old 01-22-2014, 11:18 AM   #6638
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No, its a dickotomy.

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Old 01-22-2014, 05:39 PM   #6639
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 01-22-2014, 07:00 PM   #6640
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No, its a dickotomy.
A false dickotomy no doubt!

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Old 01-23-2014, 07:28 AM   #6641
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Old 02-01-2014, 09:52 AM   #6642
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:57 AM   #6643
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Anybody who thinks that the universe is supervised by a benevolent overseer has obviously not been paying attention.

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Old 02-18-2014, 11:06 PM   #6644
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The Bible doesn’t say whether or not Jesus cleaned up after his dog when it took a shit on the sidewalk in front of my house, but he probably didn’t. Motherfucker!

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Old 02-20-2014, 05:37 AM   #6645
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I am not really interested in the love of Jesus, but I would be down for him giving me a massage if it had a happy ending.

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