01-27-2014, 08:27 PM
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#331
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SlyPhy wrote
I thought Muhammad (piss be upon him) was supposed to be the Lord's stenographer. Don't go to Pakistan anytime soon, they'll do more than just ridicule your nonsense - they'll publicly behead you with a real sword.
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A human
Could do damage
To me?
That is funny.
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01-28-2014, 12:35 AM
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#332
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Scotland
Posts: 813
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Quote:
Mark Dreher wrote
Non religious people, "go to Hell".
God has built in a huge "negative stroke", to people who diss God.
And a positive stroke, Heaven, for people who do not.
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Ye, but does he have a vinegar stroke for those that don't give a shit ?
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe...
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01-28-2014, 01:21 AM
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#333
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 658
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Quote:
Mark Dreher wrote
Non religious people, "go to Hell".
God has built in a huge "negative stroke", to people who diss God.
And a positive stroke, Heaven, for people who do not.
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Here we go again.
God has unconditional love for all his children.
... Except when they have been bad.
Can you spot the problem with this statement Mark?
The middle man of last resort.
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01-28-2014, 06:33 AM
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#334
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Member
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Posts: 116
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Quote:
mondrian wrote
Here we go again.
God has unconditional love for all his children.
... Except when they have been bad.
Can you spot the problem with this statement Mark?
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God does not have "unconditional love".
Your Grandma does.
God loves people, who deserve it.
If you don't say grace?
God would like to push his fist through your face.
That don't sound like love, to me.
God loves people "who worship God".
i.e. go to church.
Why would God loves someone, who speaks bad about him?
Do you love the people
Who speak bad about you?
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01-28-2014, 09:13 AM
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#335
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 658
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Quote:
Mark Dreher wrote
God does not have "unconditional love".
Your Grandma does.
God loves people, who deserve it.
If you don't say grace?
God would like to push his fist through your face.
That don't sound like love, to me.
God loves people "who worship God".
i.e. go to church.
Why would God loves someone, who speaks bad about him?
Do you love the people
Who speak bad about you?
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Mark
You sure that your god isn't a parking meter attendant 'cos, sure as hell, he sounds like one?
The middle man of last resort.
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01-28-2014, 09:14 AM
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#336
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Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 116
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Quote:
mondrian wrote
Mark
You sure that your god isn't a parking meter attendant?
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If you have nothing to say
Maybe you could say it somewhere else.
Hmm..?
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01-28-2014, 09:17 AM
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#337
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Senior Member
Join Date: Dec 2013
Posts: 658
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Quote:
Mark Dreher wrote
If you have nothing to say
Maybe you could say it somewhere else.
Hmm..?
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Well Mark, you have nothing to say and you are still here a postin' and all.
The middle man of last resort.
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01-28-2014, 09:41 AM
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#338
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Member
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Posts: 116
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Quote:
mondrian wrote
Well Mark, you have nothing to say and you are still here a postin' and all.
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I answer valid questions.
That, is my job.
Nonsensical nonsense
Is for children.
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01-28-2014, 10:21 AM
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#339
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Obsessed Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Great Ocean Road
Posts: 2,917
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OK then. Do you do anal? Or should I ask, does god do anal?
Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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01-28-2014, 10:47 AM
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#340
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Quote:
Mark Dreher wrote
I answer valid questions.
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The other christ punching shitstain we had here never did answer at what point in the digestion process the body of the lord turns to shit. Perhaps you can enlighten us? - or are you too busy weaving baskets.
Stop the Holy See men!
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01-28-2014, 11:03 AM
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#341
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Member
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Posts: 116
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Quote:
Kinich Ahau wrote
OK then. Do you do anal? Or should I ask, does god do anal?
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The fate of homosexuals?
You want to know?
I don't think you really do.
To be honest.
Homosexuals, as per the Apostle Peter, are "thrown off of cliffs".
Over and over.
For all eternity.
And that would be actually, "the worst punishment in Hell".
Worse than murder, actually.
But you can judge for yourself.
The punishment for homosexuality, is verse 34.
The punishment for murder, is verse 25.
http://thenewholybible.org/the_apocalypse_of_peter.htm
Homos
Get it worse than murderers.
In Hell.
Answer your question?
I am here to serve.
Last edited by Smellyoldgit; 01-28-2014 at 11:59 AM.
Reason: corrected link
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01-28-2014, 12:35 PM
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#342
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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So what happens to guys who only like to suck on arses instead of fucking them?
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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01-28-2014, 12:36 PM
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#343
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 5,158
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Also, are men who like their urethra fingered by other guys gay or just bi curious?
A theist is just an atheist with a space in it.
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01-28-2014, 04:49 PM
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#344
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Member
Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 116
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Quote:
ILOVEJESUS wrote
Also, are men who like their urethra fingered by other guys gay or just bi curious?
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If you let any man touch you
You are "a pervert".
As per God.
What does it mean "to be a pervert"?
It means "you pervert God's intent".
That, is a pervert.
It is what the word means.
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01-28-2014, 06:17 PM
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#345
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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So, when Mrs Dreher squeals for a scoop up the poop chute - are you up to the job? or do you call in a stunt double?
Stop the Holy See men!
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