Atheists, here is your proof of God's existence, the 9th of Av

[Mark Dreher]

SlyPhy wrote

I thought Muhammad (piss be upon him) was supposed to be the Lord's stenographer. Don't go to Pakistan anytime soon, they'll do more than just ridicule your nonsense - they'll publicly behead you with a real sword.

A human

Could do damage

To me?

That is funny.

[Sol]

Mark Dreher wrote

Non religious people, "go to Hell".

God has built in a huge "negative stroke", to people who diss God.

And a positive stroke, Heaven, for people who do not.

Ye, but does he have a vinegar stroke for those that don't give a shit ?

[mondrian]

Mark Dreher wrote

Non religious people, "go to Hell".

God has built in a huge "negative stroke", to people who diss God.

And a positive stroke, Heaven, for people who do not.

Here we go again.

God has unconditional love for all his children.

... Except when they have been bad.

Can you spot the problem with this statement Mark?

[Mark Dreher]

mondrian wrote

Here we go again.

God has unconditional love for all his children.

... Except when they have been bad.

Can you spot the problem with this statement Mark?

God does not have "unconditional love".

Your Grandma does.

God loves people, who deserve it.

If you don't say grace?

God would like to push his fist through your face.

That don't sound like love, to me.

God loves people "who worship God".

i.e. go to church.

Why would God loves someone, who speaks bad about him?

Do you love the people

Who speak bad about you?

[mondrian]

Mark Dreher wrote

God does not have "unconditional love".

Your Grandma does.

God loves people, who deserve it.

If you don't say grace?

God would like to push his fist through your face.

That don't sound like love, to me.

God loves people "who worship God".

i.e. go to church.

Why would God loves someone, who speaks bad about him?

Do you love the people

Who speak bad about you?

Mark

You sure that your god isn't a parking meter attendant 'cos, sure as hell, he sounds like one?

[Mark Dreher]

mondrian wrote

Mark

You sure that your god isn't a parking meter attendant?

If you have nothing to say

Maybe you could say it somewhere else.

Hmm..?

[mondrian]

Mark Dreher wrote

If you have nothing to say

Maybe you could say it somewhere else.

Hmm..?

Well Mark, you have nothing to say and you are still here a postin' and all.

[Mark Dreher]

mondrian wrote

Well Mark, you have nothing to say and you are still here a postin' and all.

I answer valid questions.

That, is my job.

Nonsensical nonsense

Is for children.

[Kinich Ahau]

OK then. Do you do anal? Or should I ask, does god do anal?

[Smellyoldgit]

Mark Dreher wrote

I answer valid questions.

The other christ punching shitstain we had here never did answer at what point in the digestion process the body of the lord turns to shit. Perhaps you can enlighten us? - or are you too busy weaving baskets.

[Mark Dreher]

Kinich Ahau wrote

OK then. Do you do anal? Or should I ask, does god do anal?

The fate of homosexuals?

You want to know?

I don't think you really do.

To be honest.

Homosexuals, as per the Apostle Peter, are "thrown off of cliffs".

Over and over.

For all eternity.

And that would be actually, "the worst punishment in Hell".

Worse than murder, actually.

But you can judge for yourself.

The punishment for homosexuality, is verse 34.

The punishment for murder, is verse 25.

http://thenewholybible.org/the_apocalypse_of_peter.htm

Homos

Get it worse than murderers.

In Hell.

Answer your question?

I am here to serve.

[ILOVEJESUS]

So what happens to guys who only like to suck on arses instead of fucking them?

[ILOVEJESUS]

Also, are men who like their urethra fingered by other guys gay or just bi curious?

[Mark Dreher]

ILOVEJESUS wrote

Also, are men who like their urethra fingered by other guys gay or just bi curious?

If you let any man touch you

You are "a pervert".

As per God.

What does it mean "to be a pervert"?

It means "you pervert God's intent".

That, is a pervert.

It is what the word means.

[Smellyoldgit]

So, when Mrs Dreher squeals for a scoop up the poop chute - are you up to the job? or do you call in a stunt double?