05-19-2005, 07:55 PM
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When you are a child your parents impose two ideas upon you, Santa Clause, and God. As a child you only understand one of these, Santa Clause because you can see the immediate reward of being a "good" child. But usually around your 10th birthday you realize that there is no Santa Clause and that it was all an elaborate trick that your parents played on you so you would behave. Also around this time of discovering all of your childhood has been a charade, you start to understand another idea your parents told you, religion. Just like Santa Clause if you are a "good" person you will be rewarded with presents(salvation) at the end of the year(your life). Children knowing no better give themselves up without knowing anything about the religion that they just devoted their lives to except for the fact that they get presents(salvation). As they grow older they learn little by little and within a few years have the whole world figured out(how hard could it be, GOD did/made everything). Then oneday they meet an atheist and are confused how someone could not believe in GOD.
Yes i know the end was WEAK, however i believe that the beginning and middle get my point across...
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05-19-2005, 11:08 PM
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I Live Here
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try harder assclown, that was lame, although I'm sort of on your side.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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05-20-2005, 05:21 AM
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now why do you have to go and call me an assclown...
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05-20-2005, 06:10 AM
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Quote:
Just Add Fire wrote
now why do you have to go and call me an assclown...
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Because he's an asshole. Some questions have easy answers.
Anyway, my parents never told me Santa was real. Was my family the only one in America that did this?
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05-20-2005, 06:26 AM
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Quote:
Little Earth Stamper wrote
Quote:
Just Add Fire wrote
now why do you have to go and call me an assclown...
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Because he's an asshole. Some questions have easy answers.
Anyway, my parents never told me Santa was real. Was my family the only one in America that did this?
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We played the Santa game with our kids until they were about 5. However, it was always more like "let's make-believe together" because the kids always knew that the presents came from us, not Santa. Anyway, it didn't last long because I didn't want them to get made fun of in school. And that definitely happens.
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05-20-2005, 10:36 AM
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How dare you compare Santa and God, Sanat isn't an asshole. If you piss him off the worse punishment you receive is supposedly coal. You'll be hearing from Mr. Claus's attorney very soon.
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05-20-2005, 05:54 PM
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Quote:
Sir Sin-O-Lot wrote
How dare you compare Santa and God, Santa isn't an asshole. If you piss him off the worse punishment you receive is supposedly coal. You'll be hearing from Mr. Claus's attorney very soon.
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wow...now thats special
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05-21-2005, 10:10 AM
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Getting coal is hardly punishment if you need to heat your house in the winter.
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05-21-2005, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
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Quote:
Another brick in the wall wrote
Getting coal is hardly punishment if you need to heat your house in the winter.
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Yeah, if I lived somewhere cold I'd be REALLY bad just so I could get free heating.
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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05-21-2005, 05:48 PM
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I once read a good article that claimed that perpetuating the santa myth helps to sustain christianity. The reason was that it conditions young minds to accept ridiculous beliefs...
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05-21-2005, 08:51 PM
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...nice
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05-22-2005, 02:52 AM
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I Live Here
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Quote:
Just Add Fire wrote
...nice
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talk to the pope dude. I heard he was in charge of covering up all that shit when he was head honcho of some church dogma enforcement unit or something. That's fucking sick man. A billion people practically worshipping a guy who helped thousands of child molesters avoid punishment, and probably caused thousands of kids to be molested by not getting them jailed when he found out. Prasie the motherfucking lord.
If that doesn't prove that god is either made up or a cunt I don't know what could.
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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