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From here, the Top Ten corrections to the returning fuckwit's opening salvo -
As a creationist, 10) I am obviously an intellectually challenged deluded dolt - my bullshit should not be taken seriously. Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-27-2014, 06:16 AM
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As a creationist
9) I am likely to come up with a retarded 747 analogy at the drop of a hat. Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii |
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11-27-2014, 07:56 AM
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8) I am so embarrassed by god of the bible, that I am now special pleading my very own non specific supreme being.
thank goodness he's on our side |
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11-27-2014, 07:58 AM
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7) & hiding it beyond time, in the last refuge of god of the gaps.
thank goodness he's on our side |
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11-27-2014, 10:11 AM
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I Live Here
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As a creationist,
6. I clearly understand how magic god layered all of the dead dinosaurs just right, right after the big flood. Figure that one out, Satan! The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-27-2014, 12:22 PM
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As I've said ad nauseam since I joined this forum many many years ago. Zombie God Belief ( my postulated ChristPsychosis) is a Neural Array like HIV.
A cancer of the brain that erodes rational thought as do the many Schizophrenias & other neurological disorders. http://youtu.be/5d5mEXUtXWg?list=UUy...ztaO12TCSQTpUg Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus. |
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11-27-2014, 12:50 PM
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As a creationist,
5. I suffer from a cancer of the brain that erodes rational thought as do the many Schizophrenias & other neurological disorders. The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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11-28-2014, 03:38 PM
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4) As a creationist.
I thank the architect for destroying those nasty dinosaurs. He just made them for practice. thank goodness he's on our side |
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11-28-2014, 03:52 PM
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3) As a creationist.
Why? Why. why why why - oh please why.......  thank goodness he's on our side |
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11-28-2014, 05:56 PM
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Quote:
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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11-29-2014, 01:14 AM
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2) as a creationist
I don't think- Michael...you are correct - selliedjoup |
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11-29-2014, 05:26 PM
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Quote:
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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12-01-2014, 10:06 AM
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And as a creationist
1) I really like my god in my gaps  "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-01-2014, 10:11 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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I know. I need to start a list. Give me a minute. Or more...
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-01-2014, 10:25 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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Top Ten Things Drewl keeps in his pants:
10) His hamster.  "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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