07-06-2006, 12:21 PM
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#256
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Location: U.K. London
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Indeed. Perhaps such a group could qualify for a special "Shitlord of the Month" award (kinda like employee of the month, but shittier).
Also I don't kow why, but this image seems to befit that of a jeetard who uses barebelly62 in their email address:
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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07-06-2006, 12:23 PM
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#257
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: prick up your ears
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jeez, now you've put me right off BBQ
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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07-06-2006, 12:23 PM
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#258
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Beautifully done AJF :). Please do let us know if Hollow-head replies!
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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07-06-2006, 12:25 PM
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#259
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Location: U.K. London
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Quote:
Choobus wrote
jeez, now you've put me right off BBQ
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Aaaww c'mon Choob, that's some prime American steak a sizzlin' there. Just be grateful she's not cooking fish. :P
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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07-06-2006, 04:51 PM
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#260
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ew... nasty photo.
Anyway I nominate TRA for shitloard of the year.
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07-07-2006, 04:20 AM
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#261
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
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There seems to be a consensus for today's coronation. I don't disagree -- Holypudenda exhibits shitlordism of a very high order. However, I did want to take advantage of the Friday morning pre-Shitelord erection to shine the light of my contempt on some runner-up Shit in Memphis.
These toolbags at the World Overcomers Outreach Ministries Church collected over a quarter million dollars (most of it from low and middle income mouth-droolers) and spent it by taking a whiz on the Statue of Liberty, desecrating everything the bint with a torch stands for.
That was bad enough. At the unveiling, Reverend Shite4brains said:
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"I decree the spirit of conviction on this intersection," (howling from a podium decorated with red, white and blue bunting). "This statue proves that Jesus Christ is Lord over America, he is Lord over Tennessee, he is Lord over Memphis."
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If it weren't for Holypudenda, the Rev has no idea he came this close to be crowned Lord his own self ...
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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07-07-2006, 05:34 AM
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#262
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I donate this mediallion to all winners of the ShitLord title...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...dmedallion.jpg
"When science was in its infancy, religion tried to strangle it in its cradle." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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07-07-2006, 09:33 AM
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#263
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I Live Here
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hollowheadpunkasshole is still the strong candidate for this weeks award. However, as we all know, Shitlords can say the darndest things, so a late flush is always possible fropm a particularly retarded fool.
Keep the nominations coming
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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07-07-2006, 09:34 AM
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#264
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When's the cut-off time Choob?
Invisibility and nothingness look an awful lot alike.
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07-07-2006, 09:42 AM
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#265
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I believe it is 2 pm EST. That's 8 pm for you guv
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
~ Philiboid Studge
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07-07-2006, 10:13 AM
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#266
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
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And may I suggest a wonderful new shirt from tshirthell.com:
"Holy Fucking Shit"
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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07-07-2006, 10:25 AM
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#267
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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Can a shitlord of the week repeat? Cause canuckfish is trying.
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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07-07-2006, 10:26 AM
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#268
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Location: North Carolina
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Should we set a bylaw stipulating that a previous Shitlord cannot re-attain Shitlord status within a given amount of time after their previous reign? Or should we let the Shitlords duke it out in a magnificent shitstorm?
a‧the‧ist (n): one who remains unconvinced.
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07-07-2006, 10:27 AM
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#269
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Organ Donator
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Location: Beastly Muck
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who's "canuckfish"? Oh, you mean Shitlord II. Shitlord II is evermore Shitlord II, so no repeats are really necessary, right? Or so is my understanding ...
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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07-07-2006, 10:30 AM
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#270
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General of the Attacking Army
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Pittsburgh
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And what if His Fecality, Shitlord I decides to return, bringing with him his little kernels of dookie covered corn? Surely he will be deserving again!
I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow
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