"Jesus Christ Is The Answer" - link I found

http://www.skepticfiles.org/think/answeras.htm

Don't know if any of you have seen this. I liked it.

[Sternwallow]

realmk wrote

http://www.skepticfiles.org/think/answeras.htm

Don't know if any of you have seen this. I liked it.

We have seen it some time ago and it is worth occasionally rereading.

[Philboid Studge]

What was the question?

What shitstained dork was nailed to a piece of wood in 33 A.D.?

[Tenspace]

What was the question?

What's Mr. Slave's favorite saying?

2 + 2 = Jesus Christ? I've been so wrong all this time!

[Sternwallow]

Ellerie wrote

2 + 2 = Jesus Christ? I've been so wrong all this time!

God is the author of mathematics and its constant supporter therefore --
"2 + 2 + God = 4" Solve for God to find His true value.

[Tenspace]

Sternwallow wrote

God is the author of mathematics and its constant supporter therefore --
"2 + 2 + God = 4" Solve for God to find His true value.

Dim Boolean God;
Dim Int a;
God = False;
a = 2 + 2 + God;
a == 4;

You're right, Stern! Don't know how I missed it before.

[Sternwallow]

Tenspace wrote

Dim Boolean God;
Dim Int a;
God = False;
a = 2 + 2 + God;
a == 4;

You're right, Stern! Don't know how I missed it before.

How about:
2 + 2 + God = 4
2 + God = 2
God = nothing, not a damned thing

[VladTheImpaler]

Tenspace wrote

Dim Boolean God;
Dim Int a;
God = False;
a = 2 + 2 + God;
a == 4;

You're right, Stern! Don't know how I missed it before.

A boolean value dosen't have to be either 0 (False) or 1 (True), although that's pretty standard, it could very well be 2 (False) or 4 (True), in which case 2 + 2 + God = 6

I thought 2+2+God = 0
Given that god is a negative value.

[Tenspace]

VladTheImpaler wrote

A boolean value dosen't have to be either 0 (False) or 1 (True), although that's pretty standard, it could very well be 2 (False) or 4 (True), in which case 2 + 2 + God = 6

True, but if you declare boolean, most languages will default to False == 0 and True == -1.

I love throwing out poorly-defined code to troll for programmers. It's like tying a string on a dollar bill and tossing in the street to see who's homeless.

[Tenspace]

MrProLiant wrote

I thought 2+2+God = 0
Given that god is a negative value.

Only if God is -4. That's Satan's number, I think.

Tenspace wrote

Only if God is -4. That's Satan's number, I think.

I knew there was a reason I was never any good at math. I always seem to get my imaginary deities confused in my arithmetic.

[Philboid Studge]

God is a number that when squared produces a value less than zero.

i.e., an imaginary number.

[Choobus]

I'd say god is more like Pi,

i.e., an irrational number.