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Old 03-19-2006, 12:22 PM   #1
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101 Bible Contradictions | Courtesy of Islam!
This is a handy, easy-to-use list.
And it comes with a free introductory package to Allah, Islam, and the Prophet (bless his cotton socks). :D

Healthy genes act as team-players. They are teamish!
Their winning plays are
salvations of an aliveness of which they are a part.
Only a fraction of genes are selfish/parasitic (and they
parasitize teams).
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Old 03-19-2006, 12:22 PM   #2
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101 Bible Contradictions | Courtesy of Islam!
This is a handy, easy-to-use list.
And it comes with a free introductory package to Allah, Islam, and the Prophet (bless his cotton socks). :D

Healthy genes act as team-players. They are teamish!
Their winning plays are
salvations of an aliveness of which they are a part.
Only a fraction of genes are selfish/parasitic (and they
parasitize teams).
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:58 AM   #3
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If only the bland 'we have the perfect religion' types werent the ones pointing it out.

Evangelist conclusion upon reading that = convert to Islam ^_^

Apparently many people in Texas and elsewhere are doing jsut that.
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:58 AM   #4
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If only the bland 'we have the perfect religion' types werent the ones pointing it out.

Evangelist conclusion upon reading that = convert to Islam ^_^

Apparently many people in Texas and elsewhere are doing jsut that.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:03 AM   #5
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1.God told David to number Israel and Judah.

Later Satan told David to number them.

When God tells you to do something, you do it.
When Satan does, you don't.

2. These are two different counts, with some time in between. Some of the men would get old and some of the men would get old enough to get counted.

3. Again these were two different counts.

Until later.
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Old 03-21-2006, 10:08 AM   #6
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?

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Old 03-21-2006, 11:00 AM   #7
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Bible contradictions are totally tedious. It makes religous types think we are taking them seriously enough to read that shit.
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Old 03-21-2006, 11:31 AM   #8
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Bible contradictions are totally tedious.
Yes & No, IMO.

I was given to Christianity as a child, and I remember being thrilled when I first found out about "miracles" (because *that* instantly gave me the realisation that Christianity had to be false!).
And when I found out about all those contradictions, I thought "gotcha".
I can *see* how people went about making it up now!

So Yes, if it's old news (and it becomes old news instantly) it's tedious.
But No, for many young kids out there it is real and welcome news, and its great to have things on hand like this, ready to show the young kids I know who are being indoctrinated.

And I find it hilarious that the Muslims are up to it.
What can I say?
I am easily entertained!

Healthy genes act as team-players. They are teamish!
Their winning plays are
salvations of an aliveness of which they are a part.
Only a fraction of genes are selfish/parasitic (and they
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Old 03-21-2006, 02:01 PM   #9
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:25 AM   #10
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
Satan lies and is the father of it.
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Old 03-27-2006, 11:29 AM   #11
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
Satan lies and is the father of it.
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Old 03-27-2006, 12:00 PM   #12
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What about a toaster?

"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:11 PM   #13
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
Satan lies and is the father of it.
So what prevents him from lying about being God and tricking people?
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:55 PM   #14
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
Satan lies and is the father of it.
So what prevents him from lying about being God and tricking people?
Appearently they go on faith, or atleast that's what SW1/carico believes, You just can't argue logistics with a theists. They always say "I'm right, so there!"
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Old 03-27-2006, 01:57 PM   #15
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I believe two women killed their children. One claimed God told her to do it. One claimed Satan told her to do it.
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