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Old 03-27-2006, 02:13 PM   #16
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And how do you know that Satan wasn't playing God when he said to do something? What if you didn't do it because you thought it was Satan playing God but it was really God playing Satan playing God just to see if he could fool you?

Minime, do you get trapped in roundabouts?
Satan lies and is the father of it.
Satan is the father of lies right? Who created Satan? I think you might be worshipping the godfather of lies. Boy, is your face gong to be red when you get to heaven. Red like the torn sphincter of a choir boy on a sunday afternoon.

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Old 03-28-2006, 10:08 AM   #17
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What about a toaster?
Only available with the Moses Investment Program.

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:34 AM   #18
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What about a toaster?
Only available with the Moses Investment Program.
fuck that, you don't see any return for at least 40 years.......

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Old 03-28-2006, 11:49 AM   #19
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OK, then what about a genuine Hellfire Deep Fat Fryer?

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 03-28-2006, 01:43 PM   #20
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Only available with the Moses Investment Program.
A toaster is the least he could give you for putting your money in a fund that bases investment choices on the advice of burning bushes.
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Old 03-28-2006, 03:24 PM   #21
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hehehe, love it! Special pleading from Muslims, but they make sense. If you go back up one link to here:

http://www.sunnahonline.com/ilm/dawah/index.htm

You can scroll down and find how Muslims debunk Christianity myth. :lol:

This is great. If ever you need a good set of arguments against any certain one religion, simply look to a different religion for it. Yet the only way to see how hairbrain insane all religion is, is to see the arguments against all religion provided by Atheists, which makes me wonder, would the US protect a person in Afghanistan from Muslim fundee law if the man were to drop all religious view, instead of converting to Christianity?
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Old 03-30-2006, 04:37 PM   #22
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We should really start a Theist vs. Theist forum here. It would be really entertaining to watch theists tear each others' religions to shreds.

"No.....you are deluded by Satan....I can feel in my heart that God is real!"
"No.....YOU are the deluded one......Satan is obvioulsy tricking you and diverting you from the true path, which Allah desires"
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Old 03-30-2006, 05:37 PM   #23
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We should really start a Theist vs. Theist forum here. It would be really entertaining to watch theists tear each others' religions to shreds.

"No.....you are deluded by Satan....I can feel in my heart that God is real!"
"No.....YOU are the deluded one......Satan is obvioulsy tricking you and diverting you from the true path, which Allah desires"
that would be pretty funny, but I know what would happen. They would agree to join forces to smite the godless ones, and then when that was accomplished go back to attacking each other.

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