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Old 07-10-2018, 08:22 PM   #1
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please could you stop praying

I think there should be a mandatory IQ limit 130 and age limit 21 for prayer and maybe let only men pray or let women pray when they are off their cycle


we are symbionts with God and he does answer prayers


God destroyed the ancient world by flood, someone must have prayed for its destruction

someone must have prayed for the destruction of soddom and Gomorrah

someone must have prayed for revenge on the egytians ten plages killing all their first born

YOU are making God look stupid

all that death from stupid prayers
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Old 07-11-2018, 12:53 AM   #2
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I think there should be a mandatory IQ limit 130 and age limit 21 for prayer and maybe let only men pray or let women pray when they are off their cycle


we are symbionts with God and he does answer prayers


God destroyed the ancient world by flood, someone must have prayed for its destruction

someone must have prayed for the destruction of soddom and Gomorrah

someone must have prayed for revenge on the egytians ten plages killing all their first born

YOU are making God look stupid

all that death from stupid prayers

If you have stopped taking your meds, you need to get back on them soonest or, if you aren't on meds, you should see a doctor and get some.

You really aren't well.

Do I sound like a fuckin' people person?
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Old 07-11-2018, 06:51 AM   #3
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I think ...........
Call me Sherlock, but I think I've spotted your problem ....

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 07-11-2018, 08:19 AM   #4
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I guess it's time to ignore this dumbass too.

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Old 07-12-2018, 02:48 PM   #5
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Well, I can help you with that. My IQ > 130; it's why I don't pray. Also, it is not possible to make something nonexistent look like anything.
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Old 07-12-2018, 03:22 PM   #6
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Well, I can help you with that. My IQ > 130; it's why I don't pray. Also, it is not possible to make something nonexistent look like anything.
I don't pray either, I just talk to him

Jesus said let your yes mean yes and your no mean no, anything beyond a yes or no falls under the jurisdiction of Azazel

prayer and saying 'amen' is more than a yes or no, that's why I don't do it
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Old 07-12-2018, 11:11 PM   #7
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Well......Yes and no.

Once you are dead, you are nothing. Graffito, Pompeii
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Old 07-13-2018, 12:30 AM   #8
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I don't pray either, I just talk to him

Jesus said let your yes mean yes and your no mean no, anything beyond a yes or no falls under the jurisdiction of Azazel
Let your yes mean yes and your no mean no was by the Pioneers - NOT Azazel, who ever they are.

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Old 07-13-2018, 05:04 PM   #9
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I heard it as "No means yes, yes means anal!". Oh, wait that was some stupid fratboys giving a rape victim pointers, here in the US of A.


HumbleBeauty, you're cute. [pats head]
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Old 07-14-2018, 02:59 PM   #10
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Let your yes mean yes and your no mean no was by the Pioneers - NOT Azazel, who ever they are.
Love this by the Pioneers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G49PiSqB-xA

thank goodness he's on our side
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Old 08-30-2018, 06:09 PM   #11
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God's perfect plan would be perfect if not for all of these motherfuckers praying. Every time God gets his game plan back on track, some son of a bitch prays for something else, and the train goes off the rails again. God should have made this calculation part of his plan.

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