An Inconvenient Truth

inkadu wrote

Egg-eating is strictly forbidden, Gathercole, since it's a tool of factory farming oppression. All chickens should be liberated and allowed to roam free. Their eggs are theirs, and us white European men have no right to eat their precious progeny. I am moving to have you excommunicated from our order during out next meeting for committing the sin of eeg-lust -- right after the marijuana browne communion.

Be prepared to turn in your Birkenstocks, Gathercole.

I don't think so. I'm prepared to fight this all the way to the High Council of Environmentalism. They'll call a referendum of all the animals in the forest, and since I've got a Prius full of breadcrumbs I'm confident the Holy Animals will, shall we say, see the orthodoxy of my position. This can only backfire on you Inkadu, you Goddess-damned a-tree-ist!