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Old 04-06-2015, 05:39 AM   #1
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The Penis Temple opens in Montreal

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/0...n_6958200.html



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Old 04-06-2015, 06:48 AM   #2
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Do they let people sit on them?

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Old 04-06-2015, 03:38 PM   #3
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But what about the balls for those who like dancing?
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Old 04-06-2015, 04:52 PM   #4
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Oh dear - I feel a Penis-Christ joke throbbing on the horizon ....

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Old 04-06-2015, 08:33 PM   #5
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I had a check this morning, just to make sure there isn't a little man living on the underside of it.

Erm, actually quite a big little man in my case.

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Old 04-07-2015, 03:59 AM   #6
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Get a grip man ....

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Old 04-07-2015, 04:44 AM   #7
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Old 04-11-2015, 03:02 PM   #8
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I went to the site and read the rules and requirements.
The pontifax and elders have a sweet deal going....

Any potential member must pass an interview, part of which is performing a sex act on one or more of the elders.
All congregants must be nude for all services, except the pontifax. (Cock rings are allowed)
Group sex is a requirement of all congregants.
All congregants must spend a minimum of 4 hours a week bringing themselves or others to orgasm...and the pontifax gets to observe whenever he wishes.
All congregants must be willing and able to get the pontifax off whenever and however he chooses.
As he progresses up through the levels of membership, a congregant increases the hourly requirements per week, and BONUS! At level 3, he becomes eligible to receive the Sacrament of the Most Holy Seed from the pontifax!

And of course, members are required to tithe...pay to play, boys!
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:54 PM   #9
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I went to the site and read the rules and requirements.
The pontifax and elders have a sweet deal going....

Any potential member must pass an interview, part of which is performing a sex act on one or more of the elders.
All congregants must be nude for all services, except the pontifax. (Cock rings are allowed)
Group sex is a requirement of all congregants.
All congregants must spend a minimum of 4 hours a week bringing themselves or others to orgasm...and the pontifax gets to observe whenever he wishes.
All congregants must be willing and able to get the pontifax off whenever and however he chooses.
As he progresses up through the levels of membership, a congregant increases the hourly requirements per week, and BONUS! At level 3, he becomes eligible to receive the Sacrament of the Most Holy Seed from the pontifax!

And of course, members are required to tithe...pay to play, boys!
Need I ask? Are all of the church elders pudgy gay dudes? Unless the Pontifax is a Brazilian chick with an oiled ass, I am not sure my faith would be strong enough for this test. I think I will have to keep searching for the true religion.

The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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Old 04-12-2015, 03:35 AM   #10
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Need I ask? Are all of the church elders pudgy gay dudes? Unless the Pontifax is a Brazilian chick with an oiled ass, I am not sure my faith would be strong enough for this test. I think I will have to keep searching for the true religion.
Combined with the Illinois Religious Freedom Act, this Church could make life interesting. e.g. Could the new law be used to force a bakery to make a penis shaped cake?


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Old 04-14-2015, 03:57 PM   #11
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