The Football Thread

[Michael]

You guys are just, like, the worst at world cups, huh?

[Smellyoldgit]

Oh no - our 'murrikan chums out-wurst us at most 'world' events, but I did chortle at 'Gitto' sneaking a try!

[dogpet]

Now Smelly has 2 reasons to hate Zlatan. Only a matter of time b4 such a rational person recognises his brilliance though .

#HATEMANU.

[clambake]

Just to annoy the football purists, I'm digging the 2-0 Wentz era so far

[dogpet]

clambake wrote

Just to annoy the football purists, I'm digging the 2-0 Wentz era so far

Erm, wrong for too many reasons to count!

Should we kill this apostate?

[Smellyoldgit]

dogpet wrote

Should we kill this apostate?

Nah, waste of a good stoning - he was crap anyway!

[dogpet]

Seems that while it's fine for a god* to be given credit & thanked for helping in every goal scored, it's not okeh, in Italy at least, to berate him & his ride/mother for aiding the opposition!

Porca Madonna, Vaffanculo, Dio Cane

[Smellyoldgit]

Jesus Fuck! If I think back to my football & rugby playing days, I must have smashed the living shit out of every blasphemy option the country could throw at me - thank fuck we ain't overseen by the chief Jesus-brown-nosing organisation, unlike the poor ol' Eyeties! Mandragora should tell them to get fucked and haul the authorities in front of some lefty European court.

[dogpet]

"After acquiring and examining the relevant television images, the player, while cursing without referring to anybody around him, was nevertheless clearly seen by the television images to make blasphemous remarks, visibly identifiable from reading his lips without any margin for reasonable doubt," a disciplinary report from the Lega Serie A said.

Going by the above, someone from the panel might themself be getting a knock on the door from the inquisition.

[clambake]

So who else is still in the World Cup?

[Smellyoldgit]

Ooo, me, me!
My lot are still there!

[AtomJack]

dogpet wrote

"After acquiring and examining the relevant television images, the player, while cursing without referring to anybody around him, was nevertheless clearly seen by the television images to make blasphemous remarks, visibly identifiable from reading his lips without any margin for reasonable doubt," a disciplinary report from the Lega Serie A said.

Going by the above, someone from the panel might themself be getting a knock on the door from the inquisition.

I know this is an old post, but I'm looking forward to the day when people grow up out of the RCC and it just crumbles. Fat chance, I know.

In this guy's case, he should have gotten some people who do those bad lip readings to help him out. Seriously, Lega Serie A went to the trouble of reading the guy's lips? Don't they have anything better to do?

[clambake]

Well that was nerve-wracking! Time to disappoint the home team

[clambake]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Ooo, me, me!
My lot are still there!

How about a friendly beer? Might take a few years but cheers mate!

Anybody else still in?

I won't be able to watch it live unfortunately

[hertz vanrental]

Smellyoldgit wrote

Ooo, me, me!
My lot are still there!

WHAT, What, what?

Northampton are in the world cup?

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo!!