Old 12-19-2007, 03:09 PM   #2176
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:37 PM   #2177
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Old 12-19-2007, 03:42 PM   #2178
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:43 AM   #2179
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Old 12-22-2007, 01:53 PM   #2180
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Old 12-27-2007, 12:55 PM   #2181
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:49 PM   #2182
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:52 PM   #2183
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Old 12-27-2007, 01:56 PM   #2184
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Old 12-29-2007, 09:24 AM   #2185
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:00 AM   #2186
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Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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Old 12-31-2007, 07:26 AM   #2187
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:44 AM   #2188
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Ezekiel 23:20 (New Living Translation)
20 She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as a donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.
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