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Old 03-04-2010, 05:00 PM   #1
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World Stunned to Find Gay Sex in the Vatican
Vatican chorister sacked for allegedly procuring male prostitutes for papal gentleman-in-waiting

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Angelo Balducci, a Gentleman of His Holiness, was caught by police on a wiretap allegedly negotiating with Thomas Chinedu Ehiem, a 29-year-old Vatican chorister, over the specific physical details of men he wanted brought to him. Transcripts in the possession of the Guardian suggest that numerous men may have been procured for Balducci, at least one of whom was studying for the priesthood.
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While Catholicism does not condemn homosexuality outright, its teaching is that homosexual acts "are intrinsically disordered". The Catechism of the Catholic church states unequivocally: "Under no circumstances can they be approved."
Actually, theists are asexualists as they don't believe that sexual preference is inherent.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:05 PM   #2
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A "Gentleman of His Holiness"? Srsly?

And teh gay is a surprise?
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:12 PM   #3
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A "Gentleman of His Holiness"? Srsly?
Sounds like Pimp to me.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:15 PM   #4
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Indeed.
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:20 PM   #5
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I'm reminded of Captain Renault in Casablanca - "I'm shocked....SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here!"
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Old 03-04-2010, 05:40 PM   #6
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"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 03-04-2010, 07:32 PM   #7
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It seems sad that they are breaking away from the traditional rape of altar boys.
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Old 03-04-2010, 09:28 PM   #8
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In this economy it's just not practical....
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips.
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Old 03-05-2010, 06:57 AM   #9
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Is that what's going on here? I thought he was proposing so he can get in on that swell government healthcare plan.
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Old 03-05-2010, 08:03 AM   #11
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PZ inspired me to a localised caption contest.



"Cocksuckers' Conga"
Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 03-05-2010, 03:16 PM   #12
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In this economy it's just not practical....
You're saying it's better to pay up front ...
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:16 PM   #13
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WHY are you folks so surprised? WHY? Sacred sex is at the core of ALL RELIGIOUS RITUALS & BELIEF.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Wn6ErGgTw and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3C3rBvlDt4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSjU0RsD_Fk
Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 03-05-2010, 10:18 PM   #14
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"Cocksuckers' Conga"
Yes but proskinesis is the correct word. It is a sacred act where the orgasmic benedictions of the Lord Penis-Christ are given.
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Old 03-06-2010, 07:05 AM   #15
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Cal - What if the shrivelled member of a bitter old man is no longer able to deliver the milky sacrament?

Maybe he's got a bag filled with the semen of altar boys taped to his leg.
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