Old 12-09-2011, 09:41 AM   #8596
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6) He can hold the nails against his own hands, but somebody needs to drive them in for him. (Oh, the sweet suffering for Jesus!)

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Old 12-09-2011, 09:54 AM   #8597
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5) Egor is too stupid to come up with insults himself, so he acts like a stupid fuck on this forum to steal all our awesome insults.

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Old 12-09-2011, 10:33 AM   #8598
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5).... he acts like a stupid fuck ....
Oh, you can be sure there's no acting involved - this is a reality forum!

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Old 12-09-2011, 05:22 PM   #8599
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4) Devil made him do it/dog ate his homework.

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 12-09-2011, 07:29 PM   #8600
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Do you suppose that Egor thinks that Santa might bring him an extra banana and dolly for being especially good right before Xmas?

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Old 12-13-2011, 06:59 AM   #8601
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3) One of his alter personalities said he was leaving. This one we've got now knows nothing about it.

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Old 12-13-2011, 08:03 AM   #8602
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2) His "wife" lost their strap-on and this is the second best way for him to get that sensation of being fucked in the ass repeatedly.
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Old 12-29-2011, 10:51 AM   #8603
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And the Number One Reason Egor has returned to posting his shit on this forum.

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10) Three Band-Aids and a tetanus shot

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Old 12-29-2011, 11:08 AM   #8604
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9) Medication for his short-term memory issues.

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Old 12-30-2011, 08:41 AM   #8605
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8) 'Ghost Dad' DVD

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Old 12-30-2011, 09:22 AM   #8606
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7) A little bit of good old-fashioned incest!



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Old 12-30-2011, 07:32 PM   #8607
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6) A can of daddy's lube


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Old 01-03-2012, 09:33 AM   #8608
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5) Nine Shitlords a-leapin'

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Old 01-03-2012, 06:44 PM   #8609
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Old 01-04-2012, 08:56 AM   #8610
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