Old 10-04-2008, 05:06 PM   #1
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Crazy Christian Websites

This could become another contest, maybe even with an award for the craziest website each week.

My donation:

Complete with charismatic smiling faces, True Believer(tm) hair, lots of ways to "donate" on the index page, and an unintentionally hilarious review of Bill Maher's new movie, Religulous, I present:

Christian Worldview Network

Did I mention the crappy web page design? They got that, too.

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Old 10-04-2008, 05:15 PM   #2
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"Maher also lies when he says that the virgin birth, life, ministry, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ are just legends that Christians borrowed from earlier pagan religions. This belief, which is often fomented by many atheists and agnostics like Maher and the late Joseph Campbell, has been refuted by many scholars, including J. Gresham Machen, Ron Nash and Walter Burkert. Two new examples Maher cites, the Egyptian god Horus and the Hindu god Krishna, can be refuted easily by reading the basic Hindu and Egyptian stories about them."

Ahahahahaha! Poor stupid Christer!

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Old 10-18-2008, 12:26 AM   #3
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Please, my British friends, tell me this is satire:

Garvan Ellison

I was going to post an example of his work, but there are so many to choose from. Should you read, "Mighty Row With A Hindoo Woman" first, or maybe, "Is Obama The Antichrist?"

Me, personally, I started with, "Embalming Is Awesome"

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Old 10-18-2008, 03:13 AM   #4
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Please, my British friends, tell me this is satire:

Garvan Ellison

I was going to post an example of his work, but there are so many to choose from. Should you read, "Mighty Row With A Hindoo Woman" first, or maybe, "Is Obama The Antichrist?"

Me, personally, I started with, "Embalming Is Awesome"
Compacted triple self-reference, also awesome!

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Old 10-18-2008, 03:16 AM   #5
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Compacted triple self-reference, also awesome!
Thought you'd like it.

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Old 10-18-2008, 04:04 PM   #6
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"Maher also lies when he says that the virgin birth, life, ministry, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ are just legends that Christians borrowed from earlier pagan religions. This belief, which is often fomented by many atheists and agnostics like Maher and the late Joseph Campbell, has been refuted by many scholars, including J. Gresham Machen, Ron Nash and Walter Burkert. Two new examples Maher cites, the Egyptian god Horus and the Hindu god Krishna, can be refuted easily by reading the basic Hindu and Egyptian stories about them."

Ahahahahaha! Poor stupid Christer!
The reason this retard speaks is because nobody exposes Christians for the schizophrenia suffering idiots they are. After all, nobody compares the retarded Beliefs of Christianity to those of schizophrenics, drug addicts and the ones of 6 year old children believing Winnie the Poo is real.

This is the problem...but nobody calls them INSANE. I seem to be the only one calling them by their true name, Chris-psychotics.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 10-20-2008, 07:58 AM   #7
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As Psalm 14:1 says, “The fool says in his heart there is no God.”
And the wise man shouts it out loud!

The Way of the Master hasn't been mentioned yet? Go see a washed up actor and his new buddy tell you how to bug people so much that they'll convert just to get you to leave them alone! Don't forget your peanut butter and banana sandwich!
http://www.wayofthemaster.com/

I'd mention Landover Baptist, but that's obviously satire and I think everyone here has probably seen it.
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:31 AM   #8
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We're very familiar with Ray and his banana, and many here have suggested other uses for the banana, many of which I'm sure you can imagine.

For that matter, why didn't Ray use a pineapple as an example? He must not like pineapples.

Then, there's the need to consider that what we know as a banana bears little resemblance to the original fruit, unmodified by artificial selection by humans. The same story could be told of corn, which has its origins as a grass.

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Old 10-20-2008, 11:32 AM   #9
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I remember seeing the banana video and thinking "Does this mean Satan invented the grapefruit?"

What I've noticed about this site is that it seems geared to making money more than soul saving. $99 for a DVD with 13 episodes? I don't think so! Guess residuals from Growing Pains don't pay much. You know Leo is laughing his ass off at this guy.
Check out the tracts:
http://www.livingwaters.com/Merchant...e=gospeltracts

What the hell do optical illusions and riddles have to do with God? If anything, an optical illusion can illustrate that there is no God. Vis a vis, you think there's a God, but there isn't.
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Old 10-20-2008, 08:15 PM   #10
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corn is still a grass...

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 10-20-2008, 09:12 PM   #11
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corn is still a grass...
But, it is unrecognizable next to the short spindly plant that it came from thanks to human design. Similarly, the modern cow, domesticated and unable to live without the care of humans, bears only a passing resemblance to the Oryx that is its ancestor.

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Old 10-21-2008, 06:03 AM   #12
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::gasp!!::

sterny! i'm so in shock!
i have to correct you in this....

it's aurochs....

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 10-21-2008, 08:09 AM   #13
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More of the crazy:

Jesus Is Savior

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Old 10-21-2008, 08:13 AM   #14
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Oh, looky! The Anti-Christ Slideshow!

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Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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Old 10-21-2008, 10:36 AM   #15
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sterny! i'm so in shock!
i have to correct you in this....

it's aurochs....
Please feel free. I don't like being wrong. Apparently the true state of things has overwhelmed me this time. I didn't read it I heard it and it sure sounded like Oryx to me.

At least I was right that a cow and an Oryx bear only distant passing resemblance.

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