Old 12-31-2011, 10:51 AM   #1
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Happy New Year Heathens !!!!

I don't know if there is somewhere specific for this but who cares. I just wanted to wish everyone a happy and prosperous 2012. Bring on the Mayans lol. Here are 3 things I need to achieve in 2012.

1. Convince Ex atheist into into renaming himself an atheist. (And to actually understand what being atheist is!)

2. Sell more trophies.

3. Turn beans into peas.

May the next year be good to us all. If it isn't....you could always be a theist.....things can always be worse guys lol.

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Old 12-31-2011, 12:37 PM   #2
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Happy New Year to You!

My new years resolution is to turn my hate for religions into cold hard cash and then using that cash to buy a puppy who worships me.

Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
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Old 12-31-2011, 01:44 PM   #3
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Resolving to contribute to at least one thread without using the words 'demented fuckwits.'

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Old 12-31-2011, 05:04 PM   #4
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Resolving to contribute to at least one thread without using the words 'demented fuckwits.'

Damn it.

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 12-31-2011, 06:04 PM   #5
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I resolve to work hard and pay bills in 2012, just like I did in 2011. Happy New Year!

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Old 01-02-2012, 10:48 PM   #6
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Oh, by the way, Happy New Year, Egor! Thanks for all of the laughs!


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Old 01-03-2012, 05:32 AM   #7
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Happy birthday to the earth for making once around the sun again

no resolutions - I don't believe in them - I have started a new art journal tho and I start my new job in a couple of weeks- back to locking up demented fuckwits

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Old 01-04-2012, 08:56 AM   #8
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I'M JUST HAPPY TO BE PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT SHUNS DEMENTED FUCKWITS. SOMETIMES.

ackchoolly, not sometimes as for being part sometimes of this community, but of being in a community that somethimes shuns demented fuckwits. after they stop being funny fun demented fuckwits.

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Old 01-04-2012, 07:18 PM   #9
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Happy 2012 to all!

I resolve to believe even less this year than last year. Latest disbelief: "A stitch in time saves nine." Prove it! Show me the evidence! I bet it only saves eight!

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Old 01-05-2012, 04:23 AM   #10
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LOl ok, what about many a mickle makes a muckle.
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Old 01-06-2012, 01:42 AM   #11
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LOl ok, what about many a mickle makes a muckle.
Debunked!

Answers.com: http://www.answers.com/topic/many-a-...makes-a-muckle

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Old 01-06-2012, 04:11 AM   #12
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I cannot believe that I have used that to answer some of the most difficult and profound questions in life. It just felt so right.
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Old 01-07-2012, 12:48 AM   #13
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Wow, my nervous system is in this weird loop. Muckle. Monkey's uncle. Muckle. Monkey's uncle. I deduce from this that Cain really killed Able because Able's first kid was an orangutan. My nervous system tells me so.

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