Old 05-02-2012, 08:19 PM   #1
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Rainbow Gonna Convert You All!

I'm a happy little Christian with big plans to convert you all into accepting the Lord and Holy Savior.

Just kidding. I'm really here to lead you to temptation.

I had joined another Atheist forum, but they were crawling with Christian masterdebators. I got tired of arguing with the ignorant, so now, I'm here.
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Old 05-02-2012, 08:53 PM   #2
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Oh my! *squeals*

Welcome!

Christians! Want to convert some atheists? read this!
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:36 PM   #3
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I've got a boner already!

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Old 05-02-2012, 11:31 PM   #4
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Ah, dammit. You got my hopes up and everything. For a second then I thought I was *finally* going to get to go party with Jesus.

Guess I'll just stick with being a regular old dirty stinking atheist then.


Also, welcome!
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:56 PM   #5
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Welcome to the forum. I think you may have missed the bus on leading us to temptation.

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Old 05-03-2012, 12:41 AM   #6
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That's OK. Instead of leading, I will just push you over the edge then
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Old 05-03-2012, 05:13 AM   #7
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... they were crawling with Christian masterdebators .
Yes, they are rather slimey - probably why we prefer to just call them 'wankers'

Have fun with the tempting.

Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 05-03-2012, 07:15 AM   #8
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Gotta Convert Them All

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Old 05-03-2012, 07:47 AM   #9
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Funny think is one of them kinda looked like the longer haired kid....lol
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Old 05-03-2012, 10:35 AM   #10
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Is that what you really thing?

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Old 05-09-2012, 05:17 AM   #11
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we just might push YOU over the edge.

and welcome to our humble forum, christi....

One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
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Old 05-15-2012, 08:14 PM   #12
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I'm a happy little Christian with big plans to convert you all into accepting the Lord and Holy Savior.

Just kidding. I'm really here to lead you to temptation.

I had joined another Atheist forum, but they were crawling with Christian masterdebators. I got tired of arguing with the ignorant, so now, I'm here.
Welcome! It would have been fun for you to string us along I suppose: it's been done before

"If God inspired the Bible, why is it such a piece of shit?" (Kaziglu Bey)
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Old 11-20-2012, 08:56 AM   #13
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So how's that conversion thing working out for all of you?
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Old 11-20-2012, 09:00 AM   #14
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This is precious!

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Old 11-20-2012, 12:35 PM   #15
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Oh Good Grief that is truly awful!! and funny as fuck

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