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Old 06-18-2009, 02:53 PM   #1021
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Please don't. I'm rather partial to 'em. I think puns (even bad ones) are clever. And I'm a sucker for clever folk.
Well, yes, but, that cutting back still leaves a good thousand bad choices.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:16 PM   #1022
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... a promise to severely cut back from the several thousand pungnatious offerings I am tempted to concoct.
You take that back! A day without pungnations is like a post from !
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:18 PM   #1023
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I'm a sucker for clever folk.
Are you coming on to Sterny?
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:40 PM   #1024
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Are you coming on to Sterny?
Dareful, Choobs, I may be starved for affection and I admire nobility in persons of any gender.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:46 PM   #1025
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You equate pun-slinging with nobility? OMG, that is just so sad and...sad.
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Old 06-18-2009, 06:58 PM   #1026
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You equate pun-slinging with nobility? OMG, that is just so sad and...sad.
Like any art form, punitrating has high and low grades. The nobility I spoke of wheeled far beyond even the high level of classic punsterism reaching real nobility of spirit I detect in Irr. And no, I'm not coming on to him either.
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Old 06-18-2009, 07:09 PM   #1027
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Yeah, his punishment is some of the most excruciatingly cringeworthy, true that. They could have used him at Gitmo. Could have avoided a lot of legal problems and bad PR. "I swear to God, we didn't lay a hand on him!"
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:24 PM   #1028
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Yeah, his punishment is some of the most excruciatingly cringeworthy, true that. They could have used him at Gitmo. Could have avoided a lot of legal problems and bad PR. "I swear to God, we didn't lay a hand on him!"
It might be traumatic, though, to supply a transcript of the sessions to the investigating committee.
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:35 PM   #1029
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Are you coming on to Sterny?
Why would I wait a full year after I'd already met Sterny in person to do that? Besides, Sterny is well aware by now that he is one of my absolute favorite people.
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