06-14-2010, 10:07 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Rocky Mountains, USA
Posts: 10,218
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Touchdown Jesus Burns to the Ground
You guys remember this:
Giant Jesus got struck by lightning:
Here's the article.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad
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06-14-2010, 11:43 PM
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Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Somewhere
Posts: 110
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HAHAHAHA. I wonder what the local christians were thinking when that happened.
Always Thinking How Everybody Is Stupidly Tractable
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06-15-2010, 03:57 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: The North Coast
Posts: 15,428
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God's aim is really awful. I think that smiting might have been for Gnosital.
Hey, batter batter batter.....
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
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06-15-2010, 07:39 PM
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
Kate wrote
God's aim is really awful. I think that smiting might have been for Gnosital.
Hey, batter batter batter.....
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I know NUFFFFFINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was in bed at the time. And you can't prove anything.
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06-16-2010, 09:58 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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Quote:
Gnosital wrote
I was in bed at the time. And you can't prove anything.
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Oh that's your excuse for everything !
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-16-2010, 02:16 PM
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
Philboid Studge wrote
Oh that's your excuse for everything !
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I can't think of a better one. It's seksy and scientifiky, all at once.
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06-15-2010, 04:14 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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Is this what they mean by 'Jewish lightning' ?
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-15-2010, 04:21 AM
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Organ Donator
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Beastly Muck
Posts: 13,136
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Quote:
“I can’t believe Jesus was struck,” said his brother, who noted the giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched.
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The Lord works in flagitious ways ...
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La propriété, c'est le vol ...
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06-15-2010, 04:27 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 23,211
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Jesus, hasn't Christ suffered enough? Guess not.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it."
"Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H.
"Reality, the God alternative"
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06-15-2010, 06:46 AM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 20,925
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One can only taunt Thor for so long, before the fucker lays down some slap down.
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator
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06-15-2010, 07:43 PM
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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Quote:
Sternwallow wrote
Jesus, hasn't Christ suffered enough? Guess not.
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Apparently the local krazy krischuns (the Monroe popos call them a "cult" for some reason....) though not. I've said since the thing was erected that if I was jeebus I'd have hit it with a lightning bolt for making me look like a deformed neanderthal who'd been axed in the head.
hehehehehehe. I said "erected".
I may just have to start believing in gawd now.
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06-15-2010, 06:54 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Puerto Rico
Posts: 9,775
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is awesome. gnosi gave me the grand tour of the area and took me to see this bizarre lawn ornament....
i was shocked. but that shock has morphed into delight. Good shot, FSM!
One of the most irrational of all the conventions of modern society is the one to the effect that religious opinions should be respected....That they should have this immunity is an outrage. There is nothing in religious ideas, as a class, to lift them above other ideas. On the contrary, they are always dubious and often quite silly.
H. L. Mencken
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06-15-2010, 02:30 PM
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I Live Here
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: UK
Posts: 9,613
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cool!
“'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what." Fry
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06-15-2010, 07:45 PM
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still unsmited
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 4,661
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So many people stopped on the highway to mourn the passing of Fiberglass Jeebus today that the cops were giving out tickets.
This just gets better and better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06-16-2010, 03:42 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Britland
Posts: 13,616
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Gnosi!! - been up to no good again?
Here's the evidence you've had a go at the Brazilian version as well!
Stop the Holy See men!
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