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12-13-2005, 08:03 AM
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1) Because nipples can no longer be exposed in heaven thanks to Janet Jackson.
Top 10 reasons why it took Moses 40 years to wander the desert when it only takes 10 days to make the journey by foot: 10) Men don't like to ask for directions. http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/baconeater |
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12-13-2005, 08:08 AM
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9) Like his moral compass, his actual one was just drawn on the back of his hand.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~ La propriété, c'est le vol ... |
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12-13-2005, 08:16 AM
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8) Waiting at all those checkpoints.
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12-13-2005, 10:01 AM
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7) um...lost a contact lense?
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12-13-2005, 11:17 AM
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6) "Got held up late at the office, dear".
"You care for nothing but shooting, dogs and rat-catching, and will be a disgrace to yourself and all your family" |
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12-13-2005, 01:28 PM
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5) Toll Booth Gag - somebody had to go back for all those dimes.
"Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor." - Justin's Dad |
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12-13-2005, 02:36 PM
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4) Old men gotta stop and pee at every rest stop
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-13-2005, 02:40 PM
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3) In those days that desert was FULL of strip clubs
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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12-13-2005, 02:49 PM
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2) Remember, skin only stretches so far. Moses tied his ass to a tree and went on foot. He only got so far before he snapped back to his four-legged ass like a rubber band. It took many tries to stretch the skin enough to make his destination. The return trip was a snap, though...
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12-13-2005, 05:11 PM
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12-13-2005, 05:24 PM
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And the number one reason why it took moses 40 years to get through the desert?
BEcause young Jesus kept turning all their water into wine and getting everyone shitfaced. Next list: Top ten things you don't hate about G W Bush 10) The way he makes clever puns in Latin You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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12-13-2005, 05:27 PM
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9) His name. Who here hates bush?
"I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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12-13-2005, 05:35 PM
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12-13-2005, 05:38 PM
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lurker doesn't like bush. He does, however, like luxury, or so TheMAker has claimed in much of his toilet door scribbling
You can always turn tricks for a few extra bucks. If looks are an issue, there's the glory hole option, but don't expect more than ... tips. ~ Philiboid Studge |
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12-13-2005, 05:42 PM
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