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8) Birds do not fall from the sky, they "make inadvertent contact with the terrain".
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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01-15-2011, 02:42 AM
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7) God has seen fit to briefly re-tune the value of the gravitational constant up a notch.
"Those who most loudly proclaim their honesty are least likely to possess it." "Atheism: rejecting all absurdity." S.H. "Reality, the God alternative" |
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01-15-2011, 02:46 AM
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6) They've found their true destiny
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01-15-2011, 09:23 AM
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General of the Attacking Army
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5.) They had some help.
 I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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01-15-2011, 09:48 AM
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4) It's a diversion tactic orchestrated by The Lowly Sparrow to take the heat off.
Professor Plum - In the Dinning Room - with the Lead Pipe... |
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01-15-2011, 11:21 AM
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Stinkin' Mod
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3) They never got to grips with the coconut constant:
 Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-15-2011, 11:34 AM
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Quote:
 The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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01-16-2011, 04:14 AM
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Quote:
 "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle. |
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01-16-2011, 10:11 AM
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2) They are proof of the doctrine of intelligent falling. Gravity's just a theory!
a‧the‧ist (n): one who remains unconvinced. |
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01-16-2011, 10:28 AM
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Quote:
The Leprechauns do not forbid the drawing of Their images, as long as we color within the lines. ~ Ghoulslime H Christ, Prophet, Seer, Revelator, and Masturbator |
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01-18-2011, 08:11 AM
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And the number one reason why birds all over the world keep falling out of the sky by the thousands...
They hit an obstruction.  Top Ten Themes Found on the Mysterious Adult Dr. Seuss Underwear found at Kate's Nunnery 10.) Cocks in Frocks I will grieve. Grief is not a theistic concept. ~ Sternwallow |
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01-18-2011, 08:26 AM
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Mistress Monster Mod'rator Spy
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9)
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01-18-2011, 08:29 AM
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8) The Grinch by the inch.
Stop the Holy See men! |
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01-18-2011, 08:57 AM
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7)
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01-18-2011, 11:09 AM
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General of the Attacking Army
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Location: Pittsburgh
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6.) McElligot's Tool
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