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Old 01-24-2011, 04:48 PM   #7711
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Beer festival?
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Old 01-24-2011, 04:52 PM   #7712
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lol no- don't think they need an excuse to drink beer- actually architecture is my game - want to see it before it gets too 'golden arches'
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Old 01-24-2011, 07:54 PM   #7713
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Okay, I can't find the thread about cool movies and books/stories, so I am putting this here: (I thought this was an interesting short story)

http://www.infinityplus.co.uk/stories/quietwar.htm
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Old 01-25-2011, 08:29 PM   #7714
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Saw a stupid church sign.....
On my way to school last night, I passed by a nutter's emporium church with a sign that read:

DOES GOD HEAL?
HE STAKED HIS LIFE ON IT.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I'll try to go back and get a pic. Fucking idiots.
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Old 01-25-2011, 10:46 PM   #7715
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On my way to school last night, I passed by a nutter's emporium church with a sign that read:

DOES GOD HEAL?
HE STAKED HIS LIFE ON IT.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I'll try to go back and get a pic. Fucking idiots.
GOD was staked to a cross, which put his life at stake. Get it? Clever, huh? But he was healed a few hours later. Did you know that? And he'll heal you, too. But not if you get staked to a cross. He'll have to let you die if you stake your own life that way, because you're not a GOD or even a god. Only a GOD can heal after staking his own life on getting staked. You know why? Because a GOD is immortal and, technically, doesn't have a life to stake, which means he's bound to heal when he's staked.

Because that's how it works. Apparently. Or so I'm told. But I don't believe it.
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Old 01-25-2011, 11:32 PM   #7716
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:11 AM   #7717
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GOD was staked to a cross, which put his life at stake. Get it? Clever, huh? But he was healed a few hours later. Did you know that? And he'll heal you, too. But not if you get staked to a cross. He'll have to let you die if you stake your own life that way, because you're not a GOD or even a god. Only a GOD can heal after staking his own life on getting staked. You know why? Because a GOD is immortal and, technically, doesn't have a life to stake, which means he's bound to heal when he's staked.

Because that's how it works. Apparently. Or so I'm told. But I don't believe it.
My thoughts jumped immediately to the Christian Science clowns that preypray over their kids until they diego to Jeebus.

While my grandpa lost his leg to cancer when I was 16, I prayed. Yeah, he has one leg now. It worked great.
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Old 01-26-2011, 07:23 AM   #7718
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While my grandpa lost his leg to cancer when I was 16, I prayed. Yeah, he has one leg now. It worked great.
Did you pray for it to grow back? I hear the results on those kind of prayers are very good.
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Old 01-26-2011, 03:02 PM   #7719
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On my way to school last night, I passed by a nutter's emporium church with a sign that read:

DOES GOD HEAL?
HE STAKED HIS LIFE ON IT.

What the fuck does that even mean?

I'll try to go back and get a pic. Fucking idiots.
If anyone reads the story I posted there is a reference to crucifixion...it is an awesome story IMO! ):
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Old 01-27-2011, 05:48 AM   #7720
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This story is wrong on so many levels, but it clearly demonstrates that there's a long way to go for some parts of the world. They probably won't even take the first step in my lifetime.
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Old 01-27-2011, 12:39 PM   #7721
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That stupid bastard husband was still clueless about his own superstition for twin sets two through five. Of course there is nothing at all wrong with his twin-making stick. Looks like an entire culture can be stuck being creepy wankers.
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Old 01-28-2011, 04:35 AM   #7722
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LGBT History month starts over here on 1st Feb- here is a good article by Johann Hari about the wankery british gutter-press who were recently shouting about a 'gay agenda'? it appears we are following in the footsteps of you yanks with our conservative idiots
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:38 AM   #7723
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Religions according to google search. Pretty amusing.
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Old 01-28-2011, 05:43 AM   #7724
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lol

pity they missed off the violent Jews and Buddhists tho
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Old 01-28-2011, 07:40 AM   #7725
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LGBT History month starts over here on 1st Feb- here is a good article by Johann Hari about the wankery british gutter-press who were recently shouting about a 'gay agenda'? it appears we are following in the footsteps of you yanks with our conservative idiots
Crackin' article, (and a nice pop at Melanie Pisslips and the Wakefield bolloxology)
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