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Old 07-04-2008, 02:46 PM   #1
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I'm innocent says another pastor

Listen guys, I know this is a USA website, but we in the UK need you and you are able help us. So please be patient while I explain:

1. Boris Johnson is the recently elected Mayor of London and a total, but intellgent and able, scumbag on the make. Anything goes. He is part of the religious mafia with his buddy David Cameron who wants to be the next Prime Minister of the UK. Now David Cameron ($45,000,000 and rising thanks to marrying a wealthy wife) is a member of a bunch of upper class wasters. As is Boris. They both went to Eton (a very expensive private school - if you haven't got around $30,000 a year to spare per child then forget it) and (don't laugh) say they want to represent the working class of Britain.

2. Boris appoints a black pastor to tackle crime. Guess what happens next? The black guy has to resign. It seems he has helped himself to $50,000 of some poor slobs cash. That is the bit we know about. I'm innocent he says but I resign to prevent further embarrassment for Boris.

3. Of course, you are. You contemptible christian.

4. Boris, swathed in privilege and cash, says "I will re appoint him if he is innocent." Of course, he will.

5. The great thing is that I am able to write this here. And you need to know this. And you can help. Spread the word. These guys are on the make; they have no scruples; they will lie, cheat and deceive and when they get into power, and Boris Johnstone is there already, they appoint their religious, corrupt, cronies.

6. Just thought you ought to know. Like Dubya, if you need a comparison.

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Old 07-04-2008, 03:21 PM   #2
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Don't think they blatantly use the god card Broga, but they will help themselves to every penny they can get when in power. Just look at the last lot they had in.

Some say socialists needs a kick up the arse now & again just to remind them, I don't agree. Single personality politics is gross, but how do we fight the housewives choice?

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Old 07-04-2008, 03:45 PM   #3
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The best thing we can do is PUNCH a neurologist in the head to shake up his brain, may be then the educated retard will realize belief in god is a product of a deluded brain. Christians, the believers in an imaginary friend, ought to be appointed to mental institutions not government. Cant neurologists see there is something wrong with their brains? Those educated retards are to blame in England and in the Estates.

Christians and other folks infected with delusional beliefs think and reason like schizophrenics or temporal lobe epileptics. Their morality is dictated by an invisible friend called Jesus.
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:12 PM   #4
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Listen guys, I know this is a USA website, but we in the UK need you and you are able help us. So please be patient while I explain:

1. Boris Johnson is the recently elected Mayor of London and a total, but intellgent and able, scumbag on the make. Anything goes. He is part of the religious mafia with his buddy David Cameron who wants to be the next Prime Minister of the UK. Now David Cameron ($45,000,000 and rising thanks to marrying a wealthy wife) is a member of a bunch of upper class wasters. As is Boris. They both went to Eton (a very expensive private school - if you haven't got around $30,000 a year to spare per child then forget it) and (don't laugh) say they want to represent the working class of Britain.

2. Boris appoints a black pastor to tackle crime. Guess what happens next? The black guy has to resign. It seems he has helped himself to $50,000 of some poor slobs cash. That is the bit we know about. I'm innocent he says but I resign to prevent further embarrassment for Boris.

3. Of course, you are. You contemptible christian.

4. Boris, swathed in privilege and cash, says "I will re appoint him if he is innocent." Of course, he will.

5. The great thing is that I am able to write this here. And you need to know this. And you can help. Spread the word. These guys are on the make; they have no scruples; they will lie, cheat and deceive and when they get into power, and Boris Johnstone is there already, they appoint their religious, corrupt, cronies.

6. Just thought you ought to know. Like Dubya, if you need a comparison.

Ahh but we all knew when that gangely awkward teenager in a fat blokes body got elected that it would be fun all the way.
Dont worry about it too much mate, it's only 50K and thats worth it to show up theism as a shoddy sham.

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Old 07-05-2008, 11:16 AM   #5
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Ahh but we all knew when that gangely awkward teenager in a fat blokes body got elected that it would be fun all the way.
Dont worry about it too much mate, it's only 50K and thats worth it to show up theism as a shoddy sham.
Barney. Good advice. I will take it. Anyway, it is all over the news now. Even the World Service carried it.
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Old 07-05-2008, 12:31 PM   #6
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The best thing we can do is PUNCH a neurologist in the head to shake up his brain, may be then the educated retard will realize belief in god is a product of a deluded brain. Christians, the believers in an imaginary friend, ought to be appointed to mental institutions not government. Cant neurologists see there is something wrong with their brains? Those educated retards are to blame in England and in the Estates.

yeah thanks Cal for yet another attack on a profession similar to mine and just as devoid of blame as I am

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Old 07-05-2008, 12:59 PM   #7
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Take a look at this bunch of workshy fops. Mayor of London, no 8.

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Old 07-05-2008, 01:12 PM   #8
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Take a look at this bunch of workshy fops. Mayor of London, no 8.

Bloody hell, that really IS David Cameron c.c and I'd recognise Boris anywhere...

Looka t that idiot with the shades on - at least my other half has an excuse, what with his photo-sensitive epilepsy - that guy's just posing.

I am no longer surprised when I find out all the blokes in power were old school chums.

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Old 07-05-2008, 02:38 PM   #9
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Take a look at this bunch of workshy fops. Mayor of London, no 8.

Boris the New Mayor appointed a Pastor, who said on in his official blog that he was a Magistrate. A lie. He was kicked out of the Church of England and Boris was warned weeks ago by a C.of E. Bishop. He is suspected of financial misapprpriation of funds and sexual abuse. Boris,so quick to lecture the rest of us, either had not the sense or patience to make some simple checks and appointed this man as his deputy with responsibility for youth matters. This meant, of course, that Boris had handed the religious man an open sesame to any youth club, or school he chose to enter and who would suspect him?
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Old 07-07-2008, 06:41 AM   #10
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Boris the New Mayor appointed a Pastor, who said on in his official blog that he was a Magistrate. A lie. He was kicked out of the Church of England and Boris was warned weeks ago by a C.of E. Bishop. He is suspected of financial misapprpriation of funds and sexual abuse. Boris,so quick to lecture the rest of us, either had not the sense or patience to make some simple checks and appointed this man as his deputy with responsibility for youth matters. This meant, of course, that Boris had handed the religious man an open sesame to any youth club, or school he chose to enter and who would suspect him?
Boris, Cameron and Co now say that they were framed by the Church of England bishop who lied about Lewis, the Pastor - a nasty bit of work anyway. This should be fun. Cameron and Co have produced "a letter" to prove their point. Boris is getting uptight because he says the conversation alleged to take place with the bishop never took place.
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