Space Trash

[Philboid Studge]

I knew space junk was a problem, but I'd never heard of the cascade effect.

There doesn't seem to be a feasible solution at the moment, and eventually the clutter is going to fuck up space flight.

Frigging Chinese. Of course Merkins can't say anything, since the Chinese banks own 'em. Frigging Merkins.

Well, we humans are pretty good at fucking up the environment, so I would expect our endeavors to travel into space would be just as messy.

[anthonyjfuchs]

For a second, I thought you were going to tell me that NASA has decided to launch Paris Hilton into orbit.

Damn.

anthonyjfuchs wrote

For a second, I thought you were going to tell me that NASA has decided to launch Paris Hilton into orbit.

Damn.

:lol::lol::lol:

anthonyjfuchs wrote

For a second, I thought you were going to tell me that NASA has decided to launch Paris Hilton into orbit.

Damn.

At least we know where NASA would insert the booster to launch her into orbit......many puns could come of this...

[anotherTim]

Just imagine what could be drawn into her "event horizon"

anotherTim wrote

Just imagine what could be drawn into her "event horizon"

Why, practically any guy. I hasten to add, "but not all guys". Wild is one thing, but that kind of skank is in a class of its own.

[Professor Chaos]

So I'm the only guy left that still really, really wants to nail her then?

[anthonyjfuchs]

She's all yours dude. I'd rather slam my cock in a microwave.

[Waddlie]

Professor Chaos wrote

So I'm the only guy left that still really, really wants to nail her then?

Nah, I wanna nail her too. But then I've not had any since October and I'd hump pretty much anything right now...

(Edit - Philboid - if you're reading this, there's no need to worry... for "anything" read "anything with a vagina"...)

[Professor Chaos]

Waddlie wrote

But then I've not had any since October and I'd hump pretty much anything right now...

Remind me not to attend the next U.K. meetup. :D

Professor Chaos wrote

Remind me not to attend the next U.K. meetup. :D

:lol:

Anyway, it's times like these I'm glad I went with cable rather than a satellite provider.

I guess I don't have to worry about Seti. Pretty soon Space Voyeurism is all we will be capable of.

[Waddlie]

Evil_Mage_Ra wrote

:lol:

Anyway, it's times like these I'm glad I went with cable rather than a satellite provider.

Why, do you getter better porn with cable?