Old 12-14-2005, 09:53 AM   #1
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"He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness' sake!"

Even though Jeebus H Christ's birthday is a rip-off of earlier, more interesting myths glorious celebration of Our Lord, I'd like to think that mommy and daddy told me about Santa in order to prepare me for the fact that people believe in all kinds of whacky things ...








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Old 12-14-2005, 03:01 PM   #2
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Santa looks like he's stealing Baby Mithra, er, Baby Jesus in the first picture...
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Old 12-14-2005, 05:04 PM   #3
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:o That first picture- Santa's got the biggest johnson I've ever seen! When he uses it, the girls all say: JEEZUSS! :lol:
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Old 12-14-2005, 10:33 PM   #4
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:o That first picture- Santa's got the biggest johnson I've ever seen! When he uses it, the girls all say: JEEZUSS! :lol:
hahahahah. Oh my god, that's hillarious!
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Old 12-15-2005, 04:56 AM   #5
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It must be that 'Christ-penis' thing that Cal often brings up.

I think the top Santa has a priestly altar-boy-in-the-crosshairs glint in his eye.

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Old 12-15-2005, 07:19 AM   #6
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The last one is the funniest - Thanks Philboid.
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Old 12-15-2005, 09:53 AM   #7
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From a theist's viewpoint, is it really such a good idea to conflate Jeebus H Krist with a childhood fairy tale? I mean, I think it makes perfect sense, but ...

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Old 12-22-2005, 09:09 PM   #8
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That song always seemed creepy "He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows when you've been bad or good" the PERVERT! and it fits in with your first picture. (shudder)
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Old 12-23-2005, 11:55 PM   #9
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He's making a list, Checking it twice, Gonna find out who's naughty - going to their house and PARTY!!!
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