Old 03-01-2015, 04:33 AM   #1
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There are no virgins in heaven


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Old 03-01-2015, 05:49 AM   #2
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Stop the Holy See men!
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Old 03-01-2015, 08:26 AM   #3
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How about the Virgin Mary? It doesn't seem like heaven would be very heavenly if poor Virgin Mary doesn't get to have her bell rung from time to time.

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Old 04-09-2015, 12:10 AM   #4
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I pity all those virgins in allah's pardise; once they lose their virginity it is restored continually to satiate the male's ravaging libido!
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Old 04-15-2015, 07:11 PM   #5
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Lol

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Old 07-10-2016, 12:27 AM   #6
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There are plenty of virgins in heaven, for heaven is a dull fantasy of the human mind.
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Old 07-10-2016, 06:27 AM   #7
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Old 07-10-2016, 03:17 PM   #8
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Heaven is the definition of boredom - for eternity.
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Old 07-10-2016, 04:32 PM   #9
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Old 07-12-2016, 10:34 AM   #10
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In nonsense, maths
adds up like nothing else.
A dream it is not.
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Old 07-14-2016, 02:43 AM   #11
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