The Passion

dogpet · 03-21-2008, 02:34 PM

Flicking channels & caught the last supper. James said "show me this god guy", jesus said "your looking at him", then he said "eat me".

Now he's talking to an invisible dad who is staying shtum.

Maybe there was a jesus but he was a schizophrenic?

Turning over now, Sarah Connor Chronicles off torrents :-)

psychodiva · 03-21-2008, 02:47 PM

Sarah Connor Chronicles is brain off stuff lol- but still better than the tripe they are peddling this weekend- I still have a thing about religious nuts being portrayed as schizophrenic- they generally aren't - they are just obnoxious idiots and have no excuse for their behaviour.

The BBC in its wisdom is showing a series of the life/ 'crucifiction'/ etc of the zombie lord - has some good actors in it too- pity its such shite - they must be doing it for the money- think I'll go back to watching brain-off stuff now too

currently rewatching Stargate Atlantis on the laptop

calpurnpiso · 03-23-2008, 08:20 AM

The most amazing thing is that despite no evidence of a Jesus, scholars and the BBC, keep showing the unproven idiotic fantasies of Christianity as if they were historical fact while ignoring the most shocking and devastating ( it could be compared to Lincoln, Kennedy assassinations and 9-11 today) event that happen in the vast Roman empire, where religious beliefs control the daily life of its subjects, on the 15th day of MArch of 44bce. These retarded scholars continue ignoring the fact that Caesar was worshiped as a god, as were his descendants son of god divine emperors, for over 300 years and the day of his sacrifice OBSERVED as Dies Sanguines called by the Jews Passover. Why the blindness of these retarded tunnel vision idiots called scholars?

Historical facts speak for themselves.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SC25rUMUTLo

The acceptance of an imaginary friend ( all religions have one) as if it was real by any educated adult that knows better is symptomatic of schizophrenia.

dogpet · 03-23-2008, 08:44 AM

The Sarah Connor Chronicles is much the same story as I see it.
Bloke comes back from the future, shags his mum, fathers himself so he can grow up to come back from the future to shag his mum to father himself. Over & over ad infinitum so he can fight for humanity in the eternal struggle against evil science. I've only watched 6 episodes but it seems to be heading towards science becoming more humane & accepting the irrational views of the kind hearted humans.

Well that's the way I interpret it.
Go the robots coz that friendly one is hot.

03-23-2008, 09:13 AM

well he didn't father himself..*shudder* i think that happened in futurama though. fry was his own grandfather..
close enough though.

dogpet · 03-23-2008, 09:58 AM

So who's the Father then? That doesn't make any sense

Is there nothing sacred?

Sternwallow · 03-23-2008, 10:02 AM

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dogpet wrote

So who's the Father then? That doesn't make any sense

Is there nothing sacred?

Not sure about this. Does a masturbating hermaphrodite impregnate itself and give birth to itself? Or is that somebody else?

dogpet · 03-23-2008, 10:14 AM

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Sternwallow wrote

Not sure about this. Does a masturbating hermaphrodite impregnate itself and give birth to itself? Or is that somebody else?

Who's gonna believe that one, duh?

calpurnpiso · 03-23-2008, 10:37 AM

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Not sure about this. Does a masturbating hermaphrodite impregnate itself and give birth to itself? Or is that somebody else?

Of course. It happen 5000 years ago..where do you think the Grand Retarded aka Christ-psychotics got their "revelations" from?

The Lord and savior Penis-Christ himself...

and much later from this fellating contortionist they god this circle symbol of eternity ( shen ) which is equivalent to the snake ( penis Christ) devouring itself. Here is the "soul" holding eternity.

calpurnpiso · 03-23-2008, 11:04 AM

This would mutate millennia later into the Auroboros. Phallic worship had already been practice before the Egyptians organized the beliefs.

From http://www.millenniumdesktop.co.uk/h..._ouroboros.htm

Notice the boy at the center. This is equivalent to Horus the child who would mutate into the infant Jesus.

Here is a depiction of God Hadrian ( 130ce) resurrecting his Lazarus. A young good looking ephebe. This man is symbolic of virility and resurrection of Penis-Christ or phallic erection. Notice the gesture of God Hadrian ( "come forth! IOW get hard and please me). The Winged figure symbol of victory ( in this case over death and erectile dysfunction Viagra Angel) which would mutate into the grand retarded aka Christians Angels/Demons figures, was taken by the Romans and other cultures from the Egyptian mythology of Atun, creation and spirits.

The very reason this phallus has wings..

One must look into the past studying it in detail connecting the dots to understand the seemingly psychotic Christian beliefs of the present. For this very reason I call Christians retarded. They insist in living 2000 years in the past forgetting we are in the 21st Century.

anthonyjfuchs · 03-23-2008, 02:47 PM

My Christ-psychotic in-laws had "Jesus: the Complete Story" on in the background during the family meal this afternoon. I nearly choked on my mac-and-cheese (and no, that's not a euphemism) when I heard an otherwise reputable network trot out the ad populum fallacy in the form of "this miracle is evinced by the fact that more than a billion people believe in the resurection."

Funny: more than a billion people believe that Muhammed was the prophet of Allah, and more than a billion people believe that no religion is supported by sufficient evidence. Guess they must both be true as well.

They also, strangely, didn't think that grave-robbery was a reasonable explanation for an empty tomb. Because if I found the tomb of a local celebrity empty, why would I think that his corpse had been stolen by either his followers/fans or his critics/enemies? Ridiculous twaddle, all of it.

Sternwallow · 03-23-2008, 03:15 PM

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anthonyjfuchs wrote

My Christ-psychotic in-laws had "Jesus: the Complete Story" on in the background during the family meal this afternoon. I nearly choked on my mac-and-cheese (and no, that's not a euphemism) when I heard an otherwise reputable network trot out the ad populum fallacy in the form of "this miracle is evinced by the fact that more than a billion people believe in the resurection."

Funny: more than a billion people believe that Muhammed was the prophet of Allah, and more than a billion people believe that no religion is supported by sufficient evidence. Guess they must both be true as well.

They also, strangely, didn't think that grave-robbery was a reasonable explanation for an empty tomb. Because if I found the tomb of a local celebrity empty, why would I think that his corpse had been stolen by either his followers/fans or his critics/enemies? Ridiculous twaddle, all of it.

The very thought that an empty hole in the ground, not unlike the excavation in my back yard for a pool, is evidence in favor of ANYTHING ever having been in it but dirt is just too retarded to permit.

I will say, however that I am still looking for the very large diamond that was found in my backyard pit and then disappeared. Second Fidelity Fire and Car Insurance Company, be prepared for a large claim. I can show you the empty hole anytime, so the diamond MUST have been there.

Also, if that diamond happens to reappear here next Thursday, it will NOT be permitted to waft up into any crappy clouds either!

Aggggg.

Sternwallow · 03-23-2008, 03:23 PM

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anthonyjfuchs wrote

My Christ-psychotic in-laws had "Jesus: the Complete Story" on in the background during the family meal this afternoon. I nearly choked on my mac-and-cheese (and no, that's not a euphemism) when I heard an otherwise reputable network trot out the ad populum fallacy in the form of "this miracle is evinced by the fact that more than a billion people believe in the resurection."

Funny: more than a billion people believe that Muhammed was the prophet of Allah, and more than a billion people believe that no religion is supported by sufficient evidence. Guess they must both be true as well.

They also, strangely, didn't think that grave-robbery was a reasonable explanation for an empty tomb. Because if I found the tomb of a local celebrity empty, why would I think that his corpse had been stolen by either his followers/fans or his critics/enemies? Ridiculous twaddle, all of it.

I think, if the story was honest (

) that one group put him in the tomb and then got confused about which tomb it was. Similarly to Helena being sold directions to two or more "genuine" tombs while she was touristing around Jerusalem. IOW I think a simple screw-up is more plausible than a doggoned miracle resurrection. Those old folks clearly didn't have the reverence for facts and truth that we have.

Smellyoldgit · 03-23-2008, 03:35 PM

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anthonyjfuchs wrote

My Christ-psychotic in-laws had "Jesus: the Complete Story" on in the background during the family meal this afternoon.

Did you not consider swithching over and insisting on watching "Match of the Day"?

calpurnpiso · 03-23-2008, 05:49 PM

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anthonyjfuchs wrote

My Christ-psychotic in-laws had "Jesus: the Complete Story" on in the background during the family meal this afternoon. I nearly choked on my mac-and-cheese (and no, that's not a euphemism) when I heard an otherwise reputable network trot out the ad populum fallacy in the form of "this miracle is evinced by the fact that more than a billion people believe in the resurection."

Funny: more than a billion people believe that Muhammed was the prophet of Allah, and more than a billion people believe that no religion is supported by sufficient evidence. Guess they must both be true as well.

They also, strangely, didn't think that grave-robbery was a reasonable explanation for an empty tomb. Because if I found the tomb of a local celebrity empty, why would I think that his corpse had been stolen by either his followers/fans or his critics/enemies? Ridiculous twaddle, all of it.

I would suggest you tell them the tomb of God Cheops is also empty. there are others. His divinity rest in the fact that only angels could have place such a heavy sarchophagus in the middle of this pyramid...there are other empty tombs throughout the world..