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Old 05-02-2007, 02:25 PM   #1
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:21 PM   #2
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No! Bad Bacon-eater!

You have to give us a reason to click the link or at least some context about what is there. Posts consisting only of a link to your blog are lazy.
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:25 PM   #3
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
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Old 05-02-2007, 08:54 PM   #4
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You have to give us a reason to click the link or at least some context about what is there. Posts consisting only of a link to your blog are lazy.
Are you calling me black?
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:20 PM   #5
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
That kind of wondrous sexual adventure is reserved only for those lucky ducks who manage to penetrate the correct vagina.

Goddamned false vaginas anyway :mad:
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Old 05-02-2007, 09:48 PM   #6
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
That kind of wondrous sexual adventure is reserved only for those lucky ducks who manage to penetrate the correct vagina.

Goddamned false vaginas anyway :mad:
Yeah! There's nothing more dismaying than tearing the panties off some chick you've been french kissing for an hour only to find she is a he. And then they try to pass off the outhouse door as a genuine passageway to paradise. Goddamn false vaginas! :mad:
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Have you had a bait and switch-hitter on you travels yet GS?
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Old 05-03-2007, 05:07 AM   #8
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No! Bad Bacon-eater!

You have to give us a reason to click the link or at least some context about what is there. Posts consisting only of a link to your blog are lazy.
Are you calling me black?
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:17 AM   #9
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No! Bad Bacon-eater!

You have to give us a reason to click the link or at least some context about what is there. Posts consisting only of a link to your blog are lazy.
Are you calling me black?
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:21 AM   #10
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
pigs have 'em.
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:23 AM   #11
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Who wants a picture? :D
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Old 05-03-2007, 06:31 AM   #12
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Go on then !!

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Old 05-03-2007, 06:33 AM   #13
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Very good, Smelly!

They are tasty, too!
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Have you had a bait and switch-hitter on you travels yet GS?
THere were some attempts, but I smelled them out right away. I have a policy of "when in doubt feel them out. It keeps me from experiencing any of those awkward moments when a big hard cock drops out of a ladies pants.
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Holy shit! Ducks have screw shaped cunts! No wonder it is so goddamn hard to fuck a duck! So when they screw they really screw! So how the hell do they screw? Do you suppose they have to spin around in circles?
pigs have 'em.
Eva! :o What have you been into, girl?
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