Defining Myself

[dstallma]

I often say I am a cafeteria christian. After looking at the choices, I rejected everything and decided to find a different menu.

I also say I am a cultural christian. I like my family traditions. I just don't consider them religious. I always surprise people when they find I put up a tree.

[Kinich Ahau]

I never went in the restaurant although I've looked at the menus on the windows but only when I wasn't hungry just to learn what tripe was on offer.

I hope you're feeling better D.

[dstallma]

Kinich Ahau wrote

I never went in the restaurant although I've looked at the menus on the windows but only when I wasn't hungry just to learn what tripe was on offer.

I hope you're feeling better D.

I was born in the restaurant and fed from the menu.

I am feeling better. I just need to drink more water.

[Kinich Ahau]

What's more, none of the restaurants had baby on the menu.

They did fatten up a lot of babies though.

[Michael]

My parents talked about taking us to the restaurant, and were fans of the menu, but it was too much effort to go all the way there so they just took us to McDonalds instead.

[Smellyoldgit]

We were poor and rarely dined out.
I learned to cook for myself.

[ghoulslime]

I was born into a Mormon family, and fed shit until the time I could escape.