God's employee of the month

[Smellyoldgit]

I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll manufacturers.
Keeping up supplies for the paranoid shitstains hoarding the stuff must really take some doing ....

[hertz vanrental]

Smellyoldgit wrote

I'd go for the Andrex Bog-Roll manufacturers.
Keeping up supplies for the paranoid shitstains hoarding the stuff must really take some doing ....

Oh, I thought that Coronavirus caused diarrhea and that's why they were buying excessive numbers of bog rolls. I hadn't realised that they were hoarding them simply because they are dumb fucks.

Tien. One learns something new every day.

I wonder which vaginal deodorant the hoarders use?

[hertz vanrental]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-eng...-clear-shelves

FFS people, stop this madness. Give NHS staff a chance. In fact, give everyone a chance.

[dogpet]

Wonder which of us will be left behind.

[hertz vanrental]

dogpet wrote

Wonder which of us will be left behind.

Most, I hope.

My partner is the head of a school and is in the firing line. I worried shitless.

[AtomJack]

August 14, 2071. We just opened the last case of toilet paper great-grandmother Rose bought back in 2020.

Dafuq is the deal with TP!? I do admit that I bought a case almost 3 weeks ago, out of self defense. At the rate we use it, we have over 2 months' worth. We had 10 rolls, but have yet to open the new case. People are fucking stupid.

[hertz vanrental]

AtomJack wrote

August 14, 2071. We just opened the last case of toilet paper great-grandmother Rose bought back in 2020.

Dafuq is the deal with TP!? I do admit that I bought a case almost 3 weeks ago, out of self defense. At the rate we use it, we have over 2 months' worth. We had 10 rolls, but have yet to open the new case. People are fucking stupid.

Please tell me that by 2071, christardology has been found to be a load of bollocks and that the wealth accumulated by religion was returned to the communities that it conned and robbed it from.

[AtomJack]

hertz vanrental wrote

Please tell me that by 2071, christardology has been found to be a load of bollocks and that the wealth accumulated by religion was returned to the communities that it conned and robbed it from.

Given the paucity of reasoning skills that I see around me, I fully expect to see xtianity around for many millennia. I has a sads for homo sap. If it isn't xtianity, it'll be some sort of shit like Scientology. FFS, the current population has seen it spawn and evolve, and they still swallow it! Well, some do.

[DyingStrong]

God's employee of the month: The Unicorn!
OK, in this gawdly of ours: Judge Amy, and I don't mean the TV show.

[hertz vanrental]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54889033

[Smellyoldgit]

Yup, this shitstain was noted for his kuntishness many years ago.
Nice to see he's still a charmer and full of the regulation katlicker shite.

[DyingStrong]

Mexico doesn't put up with that shit from the US. We catch them and return them to the US ipso facto!

[DyingStrong]

Sinfidel wrote

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/...W_-9F6caJXNJSI

Mexico doesn't put up with that shit from the US anymore. We catch them and return them to the US ipso facto! He must be rotting in a US jail.

[DyingStrong]

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